Transcript of RuneScape's Night before Christmas
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Night before Christmas
[00:15] Twas the night before Christmas, when all through my flat
[00:17] No creature was stirring, not even a giant rat.
[00:21] The stockings were hung by the gilded altar with care,
[00:24] In the hope that Mod Mark soon would be there.
[00:28] The noobs were nestled all snug in their beds,
[00:30] While visions of p-hats danced in their heads.
[00:34] Mum in her torva, and me in full tetsu,
[00:36] Had settled our heads for a wintumber snooze.
[00:39] When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
[00:41] That I sprung from my bed and knocked over my batta.
[00:45] I opened the window to see scattered trash,
[00:47] And unwittingly gave the neighbours a flash.
[00:50] The moon gave a twinkle to the new-fallen snow
[00:53] Like golden chinchompas staring up from below.
[00:56] When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
[00:58] But a sleigh with a mini-bar, and eight JMod reindeer.
[01:03] With a laughing old driver, tall, handsome and dark,
[01:06] I knew in a moment it must be Mod Mark.
[01:09] Slower than snails his reindeer they came,
[01:11] And he whistled impatiently, and called them by name!
[01:14] "Osborne! Moltare! Mod Pips and Timbo!
[01:18] On, Paul M! On, Jane! On Raven and Crow!
[01:22] To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
[01:25] Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
[01:30] Then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
[01:32] The tripping and stumbling of each little hoof.
[01:36] As I turned off my lootshare, and was turning around,
[01:38] Down the chimney Mod Mark came with a bound.
[01:42] He wore a slayer helm and royal dragonhide,
[01:45] But he still looked like Santa (cosmetic override).
[01:48] A bundle of updates he had flung on his back,
[01:50] Like the rag and bone man, opening his pack.
[01:54] His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
[01:57] His cheeks like pie dishes, his nose a redberry!
[02:01] His droll little mouth was wide as a bow,
[02:04] And the beard on his chin was made of Lego.
[02:07] He was joyful and merry, a jolly old elf,
[02:09] And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
[02:13] A wink of his eye and he opened his hands,
[02:15] And I spied a new skill and the promised elf lands.
[02:19] He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
[02:22] And filled all the stockings, then turned with a twerk.
[02:25] And laying his finger aside of his nose,
[02:27] He gave me a nod, up the chimney he rose!
[02:31] He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
[02:34] They zigzagged away like a malfunctioning missile.
[02:37] But I heard him exclaim, as he careened out of sight,
[02:40] "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
[02:56] Wishing you a very merry Christmas