Dialogue for Rug merchant (Monkey colony)

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If speaking to the Rug merchant without a Monkeyspeak Amulet[edit | edit source]

  • Rug merchant: [Gibberish composed of varying ammounts of 'Ook', 'Ah', and 'Uh', with varying punctuation of '!' and '.']
  • You cannot understand what he is saying
  • Assistant: Perhaps I can be of use?
  • Player: Not unless you speak Monkey.
    • Rug merchant and his Assistant may say any one of the following at random:
      • Dialogue 1:
        • Assistant: Ook! Akk! Oookawwwaaa!
        • The monkey seems to understand him.
        • Magic carpet network interface shows.
      • Dialogue 2:
        • Assistant: Oook! Akkk! Awwwwakkaa!
        • The monkey gives you a banana.
        • Assistant: Ah, I am a little rusty, it seems. Ook! Akk! Oookawwwaaa!
        • The monkey seems to understand him.
        • Magic carpet network interface shows.

If speaking to the Rug merchant with a Monkeyspeak Amulet[edit | edit source]

  • Rug merchant: Welcome to Chimpish Airways: the preimium monkey carpet station for a monkey in a hurry.
    • Choose an option:
      • I'd like to travel.
        • Player: I'd like to travel.
        • Rug merchant: Of course, all travel is free for you from this hub. Where would you like to go?
        • Magic carpet network interface shows.
      • What does Ali Morrisane think of this set up?
        • Player: What does Ali Morrisane think of this set up?
        • Rug merchant: He came here, with a monkeyspeak amulet, and accussed us of stealing his carpets. He was pretty angry at first, but, with a bit of heavy-handed negotiation, we made a deal.
        • Player: A deal?
        • Rug merchant: He collects money on carpets flying to us, and we collect money on the carpets flying towards his stations. Win-win.
        • (Shows previous options)
      • What's up with your assistant?
        • Player: What's up with your assistant?
        • Rug merchant: Oh yeah, he's a bit miserable, isn't he? Last time we ever hire someone by post. I thought humans were supposed to be cutesy and full of energy; if anything, he's driving away business.
        • (Shows previous options)
      • I'd like to see what's lost and found.
        • If there's any lost and found to be collected:
          • Rug merchant: Yes, I have found many things that have not been claimed. They fall from people's packs as the carpets fly up. Here, have one. Come back tomorrow for more!
        • If there's no lost and found to be collected:
          • Rug merchant: Sorry, I haven't found anything yet. Come back tomorrow.
      • I've got to go.
        • Player: I've got to go.
        • Rug merchant: On behalf of Chimpish Airways, we hope to see you soon.