Dialogue for Rufus

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  • Player: Hi!
  • Rufus: Grrreetings frrriend! Welcome to my worrrld famous food emporrrium! All my meats are so frrresh you'd swear you killed them yourrrself!*[sic]
  • Select an option
    • Why do you only sell meats?
      • Player: Why do you only sell meats?
      • Rufus: What? Why, what else would you want to eat? What kind of lycanthrrrope[sic] are you anyway?
      • Player: ...A vegetarian one?
      • Rufus: Vegetarrrian...?[sic]
      • Player: Never mind.
    • Do you sell cooked food?
      • Player: Do you sell cooked food?
      • Rufus: Cooked food? Who would want that? You lose all the flavourrr[sic] of the meat when you can't taste the blood!
    • Can I buy some food?