Dialogue for Richie

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This transcript involves dialogue with Richie and the player.
  • Select an option
    • Chat.
      • (One of the following conversations can occur:)
        • (Conversation 1:)
          • Player: Do you want to hear a joke?
          • Richie: Yes, I hope it's good.
          • Player: What do you call a rich magpie?
          • Richie: Richie? How is that a joke.
          • Player: Wait, there's more.
          • Player: What do you call a poor magpie?
          • Richie: I don't know Player, what do you call a poor magpie?
          • Player: Poorie! You get it? Because the magpie is poor.
          • Richie: ...
          • Richie: Thankfully you're not a comedian because we wouldn't be making any money if you were.
          • Player: Ouch!
        • (Conversation 2:)
          • Richie: There was a time when I used to make a fortune at the Grand Exchange.
          • Richie: Adventurers were always selling their items for less than they were worth, and then over paying when they wanted something immediately.
          • Richie: It all changed though when they started opening up other exchange booths around Gielinor.
          • Richie: Less people started to show and my income really took a hit.
          • Player: You don't have to worry about that anymore as I plan to take you on adventures that will make us lots of money.
          • Richie: Great! That's the spirit Player. An adventurer I met once told me that we've got to be in it to win it after all.
        • (Conversation 3:)
          • Richie: Money, money, money!
          • Player: ...Must be funny?
          • Richie: Huh? What's funny about money?
          • Player: Nothing - I just had a strange urge to say that.
          • Richie: Get your head in the game Player, we've got money to make.
    • Emote.
      • Richie performs its emote.
    • Ask about wealth.
      • How much wealth do you have?
        • Player: How much wealth do you have?
        • Richie: You have helped me accumulate a total wealth of X.
      • Transfer wealth.
        • How many coins would you like to give away? You have helped Richie accumulate a total wealth of X.
        • (After 1 or more coins are given:)
          • Richie: You have helped me accumulate a total wealth of Y.