Dialogue for Red Axe cat

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When spoken to without a Catspeak amulet[edit | edit source]

  • Red Axe cat: Mraaaawr!

When spoken to with a Catspeak amulet[edit | edit source]

After Birthright of the Dwarves[edit | edit source]

  • Red Axe cat: Insolent dwarves! How dare they deny me my heritage? I am King Tiddles XIV, rightful king of all cats!
  • Select an option
    • There's a king of cats?
      • Player: There's a king of cats?
      • Red Axe cat: Can you not tell by my resplendent coat? Clearly I am a superior feline and deserve to rule.
      • (Shows other options)
    • Do you have any cat followers?
      • Player: Do you have any cat followers?
      • Red Axe cat: Not yet, but only because these dwarves refuse to support me! If they would herd all the world's cats into my throne room as I have told them to, I would soon claim my rightful place.
      • (Shows other options)
    • Can you tell me about the Red Axe?
      • Player: Can you tell me about the Red Axe?
      • Red Axe cat: Incompetent servants, whom I have discarded! Hreidmar's plans showed promise at first, but he let himself be foiled at every turn by a human adventurer! After his first setback, he made a tactical retreat into smelly, dusty caves. Luckily he saw his error and built a more lavish home for me to live in. When the dwarves in his company threatened to leave, he transformed them into chaos dwarves! He was right to punish them of course, but chaos dwarves are impolite and never gave me treats. He kept on with his pointless experiments. First chaos dwogres, and then chaos giants, although he ever learned to control them.[sic] He did keep them away from the palace though, no doubt out of respect for me. In the end he abandoned his quest to make me king of cats, and gave up! Eventually the Black Guard attacked the palace and rescued me so I could pursue my destiny. Their only mistake was to assign this imbecile as a servant rather than someone competent!
      • (Shows other options)
    • Goodbye.
      • (Dialogue ends)