Transcript of Recipe for Disaster: Freeing the Mountain dwarf

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This transcript involves dialogue with Cook, Emily, Gypsy Aris, Rohak, and the player.

A Friend from the North[edit | edit source]

Inspecting the Mountain Dwarf[edit | edit source]

  • Player: How do I protect you I wonder...
  • Fortuneteller: To protect our short angry friend from the culinaromancer's magics, I suggest that you seek out his father within the mountain tunnel that he guards.
  • Fortuneteller: His fondness for rock cakes could prove key in freeing him.

Easy as (Rock) Cake[edit | edit source]

  • Player: That dwarf... I somehow can't remember how I managed to save him...
  • Cook: The dwarf? Oh, yeah, I think that was an easy one, didn't you say?
  • Player: I did? Er, I did.
  • Cook: You went to see his dad in the tunnels under white wolf mountain, and then got some rock cakes, if I remember rightly.
  • Player: Oh yeah... I remember now...
  • Cook: Did you want a reminder on any other of your brave exploits?
  • [Back to list of options]

Under the Mountain[edit | edit source]

Grouchy Old Dwarf[edit | edit source]

  • Player: ...son...time bubble...culinaromancer...freeze...rockcakes!
  • Old Dwarf: ...
  • Old Dwarf: I have absolutely no clue what you are on about. Sit down, catch your breath and explain please!
  • Player: Ok. Your son, the one who guards the tunnel entrance?
  • Old Dwarf: Oh aye. Good lad he is.
  • Player: Well he's at a special meeting and he's been frozen by the culinaromancer!
  • Old Dwarf: Ok... you lost me again. I just got back from visitin' him up top, he's fine.
  • Player: He's in a TIME BUBBLE!
  • Old Dwarf: Oh that. No no, he's quite ok. That was last week.
  • Player: I need your rock cakes to free him from it.
  • Old Dwarf: You're delusional. Never would old Rohak give away his special recipe, not for all the golden nectar from the Rising Sun!
Talking to Rohak again
  • Rohak: I would never give away me special rock cake recipe, not for all the golden nectar from the Rising Sun!

A Little Persuasion[edit | edit source]

Talking to Emily about dwarves and ale
  • Player: What can you tell me about dwarves and ale?
  • Emily: Erm... they like it?
  • Player: No no no... I mean what kind of ale do they drink?
  • Emily: Well I know for sure that they enjoy my special recipe.
  • Player: Oh? Would you tell me?
  • Emily: And lose money? I think not!
  • Select an option
    • I could offer you some in return, how about 100 gold?
      • Player: I could offer you some in return, how about 100 gold?
      • If the player has no pizza or chocolate bar
        • Emily: Sorry, no deal, that wouldn't even cover my expenses.
        • (Dialogue terminates)
      • If the player has chocolate bar with them
        • Emily: You have CHOCOLATE in your pack, I can smell it! 50 gold and chocolate and the secret is yours!!
        • Select an option
          • You have a deal.
            • Player: You have a deal. Here you go...
            • You hand over the chocolate and money.
          • Sorry, that chocolate is mine.
            • Player: Sorry, no deal.
            • Emily: Your loss! Next customer please!
            • (Dialogue terminates)
      • If the player has pizza with them, but no chocolate bar.
        • Emily: Welll... maybe... look.. I'm on duty here at the bar so I can't get anything to eat, I could murder a pizza.
        • Player: I just happen to have some on me.
        • Emily: Pizza and 100 gold and the secret is yours!
        • Select an option
          • You have a deal.
            • Player: You have a deal. Here you go...
            • You hand over the pizza and money.
          • Sorry, that pizza is mine.
            • Player: Sorry, no deal.
            • Emily: Your loss! Next customer please!
            • (Dialogue terminates)
      • If the player do not have enough gold
        • Player: Oh, I don't have enough money on me.
        • (Dialogue terminates)
    • I could offer you some in return, how about 200 gold?
      • Player: I could offer you some in return, how about 200 gold?
      • If the player has 200 gold
        • Player: I could offer you some in return, how about 200 gold?
        • Emily: You sure you haven't got anymore?
        • Player: Just 200... honest!
        • Emily: Hand it over then and I'll tell you the secret.
        • You hand over 200 gold.
      • If the player lacks the gold
        • Player: But I don't have the money on me. I'll have to come back.
        • (Dialogue terminates)
    • (Persuade) I'm really quite trustworthy once you get to know me.
      • Player: Oh go on, I'm really quite trustworthy once you get to know me.
  • Emily: Mmmmm... the secret is in the gold. Drop a gold coin into asgarnian ale and you'll get this weird golden ale that the dwarves seem to love. I think they're genetically attracted to gold.
  • Player: Thanks.
  • If the player persuaded her
    • Emily: Wait... what am I saying? I just gave you the secret!

Talking to her again

  • Player: What can you tell me about dwarves and ale?
  • Emily: Oh it's you again. Forgotten the secret already?
  • Player: No... I just... misplaced it.
  • Emily: Mmmmm... the secret is in the gold. Drop a gold coin into asgarnian ale and you'll get this weird golden ale that the dwarves seem to love, I think they're genetically attracted to gold.
  • Player: Thanks, I won't forg...err.. misplace it, this time.

Asgoldian Ales[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Here, have a drink.
  • You hand the ale to the dwarf who slurps with a noise of a thousand seals celebrating a rain of fish.
  • Rohak: Is that what I think it is?
  • Player: Maybe!
  • Rohak: That's from the Rising Sun, the barmaid there will never tell me the recipe she uses. It's divine!
  • Player: Thinking of recipes...
  • Rohak: No! I shwears I'll never tell...
  • The dwarf nurses the very last drops of the pint as if he'd really like more.
Handing Rohak a second ale
  • Player: Here, have another.
  • Rohak: Don't mind if I do!
  • Rohak the dwarf looks a bit drunk.
Handing Rohak a third ale
  • Player: I think you deserve another pint.
  • Rohak: Don't mind if I do!
  • Rohak the dwarf looks a little more drunk.
Handing Rohak a fourth ale
  • Player: I'm sure another pint will go down nicely.
  • Rohak: Don't mind if I do!
  • Several beers later...
  • Rohak the dwarf looks very drunk.

Do a Mate a Favour[edit | edit source]

  • Rohak: Ahhh, yer me besht mate... mate.
  • Player: You're a good friend Rohak, do you think you could do me a favour?
  • Rohak: Fer you [Player]? Fer you I'd... Id... shlide down a shlope of thishtlesh wif no 'elmet on!
  • Player: I don't need you to do that... friend. Just something as simple as baking me some of your wonderful rock cakes. Hmm? For your good friend?
  • Rohak: Fer you! Anyfin'! Fer a price of course!
  • Player: Good. I'm sure I have some gold somewhere!
Talking to Rohak further
  • Player: How much gold do you want to make the cake?
  • Rohak: WHAT?! That wasn't a dream? Oh my aching head...
  • Player: No, not a dream, you agreed to make me your special rock cake, for a fee.
  • Rohak: Oh.
  • Rohak: 100 gold, no less!
  • Rohak: Also, you'll need to get the ingredients too. Milk, flour, egg and bowl of water, mind it's a bowl and not a dirty bucket.
  • If the player has the gold
    • You hand over 100 gold.
    • Player: You didn't say I'd have to run around... but ok! Milk, flour, egg, bowl of water... I'll be back!
  • If the player doesn't have the gold
    • Player: Maybe I should have some more money with me, he did say he'd want payment...

Hot Off the Stove[edit | edit source]

Chasing ingredients[edit | edit source]

  • Rohak: Have you forgotten the ingredients list? I'll need an egg, a pot of flour, a bucket of milk and a bowl of water to make these cakes for you.
  • If the player has no ingredients
    • Player: Ok, I'll see about getting them.
  • If the player has an ingredient
    • Player: I have the [ingredient].
  • If the player lacks the egg
    • Player: I don't have an egg, I'll look for some chickens.
  • If the player lacks the milk
    • Player: I don't have the milk but I'll check out the cows.
  • If the player lacks the water
    • Player: I don't have a bowl of water.
  • If the player lacks the flour
    • Player: I don't have a pot of flour
  • Rohak: That's all well and good...but come back when you have all the ingredients. You're lucky Dwarves stick to their word else I might not make these cakes for you.
  • Player: Okay okay I'll get right on it! Keep your beard on!
  • Rohak: What did you say?
  • Player: N..n...nothing honest!

All the ingredients[edit | edit source]

  • Player: I have all the items you asked for... is that it? I could make these!
  • Rohak: No you couldn't, there's a special ingredient, but I'm not going to tell you what it is!
  • Player: Well... here's the ingredients anyway.
  • You hand over the ingredients and watch the dwarf make the cake.
  • Rohak places the cake on the table.
  • Rohak: There, as good as my word. Hot rock cakes to my special recipe.
Talking to Rohak after picking up the cake
  • Rohak: Got any use out of that rock cake I made you [Player]?
  • If the player is carrying the rock cake
    • Player: Not yet but I will. I'm going to save your son.
    • Rohak: I keep tellin you, he's fine!
  • If the player has lost the rock cake
    • Player: I appear to have lost it somewhere, can you make me another?
    • Rohak: I suppose so, but you'll need all the ingredients like last time.

Freeing the Mountain Dwarf[edit | edit source]

Cool It[edit | edit source]

Attempting to free the dwarf with a hot rock cake
  • Fortuneteller: STOP! What do you think you're doing!
  • Fortuneteller: You can't feed him red hot rock cakes! You'll kill him! Find a way to cool them down.
  • Player: Oh, ok, I'll find a way to cool them down then.
  • Fortuneteller: I hear there's a rather chilly reception on top of a rather icey mountain.

Save from the Father[edit | edit source]

  • Fortuneteller: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have [number] council members left to protect!