Transcript of Recipe for Disaster: Freeing the Lumbridge Sage

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This transcript involves dialogue with Cook, Gypsy Aris, Wizard Traiborn, and the player.

Poor Phileas[edit | edit source]

Inspecting the Lumbridge Sage[edit | edit source]

  • Player: How can I help the Lumbridge Sage?
  • Fortuneteller: Well, what better way to help the Lumbridge Sage than a 'Cake of Guidance'. Would you like to help?
  • Select an option
    • Yes, I'm sure I can make a cake.
      • Player: Yes, I'm sure I can make a cake.
      • Player: Sounds a bit weird though. What does it involve?
      • Fortuneteller: Well, I'm not too familiar with the fine details, you'll have to go and speak with Traiborn in the Wizards' Tower. He'll know what you need.
      • Player: Okay, thanks, I'll get right on it!
    • Nah, leave him where he is.
      • Player: Nah, leave him where he is.
      • Fortuneteller: That's not very nice. You should have more compassion.

Inspecting him again

  • Player: Hi, what do I have to do again to help the Lumbridge Sage?
  • Fortuneteller: Go have a word with Traiborn in the Wizards' Tower, he should be able to help you out with a Cake of Guidance!

Wonderful Wizardry[edit | edit source]

  • Player: The Lumbridge Sage... I can't really remember what I did to save him.
  • Cook: Oh, you told me that that crazy wizard in the wizards' tower helped you with that.
  • Player: That crazy wizard at the wizards' tower? Was I not any more specific than that?
  • Cook: No, not really. I think you might have mentioned the name Traiborn though.
  • Player: Oh yeah... I remember now...
  • Cook: Did you want a reminder on any other of your brave exploits?
  • [Back to list of options]

Cooking Magic[edit | edit source]

Wizard's Assistant[edit | edit source]

Asking Traiborn about the Lumbridge Sage
  • Player: Hi. I was wondering if you could help me?
  • Wizard Traiborn: You don't look like you have a problem.
  • Player: Well I do. I need to make something called a Cake of Guidance, and I was told that you could help me out.
  • Wizard Traiborn: Mmmmm. Cake of Guidance. Yummy. Yum! Did you know they're imbued with knowledge and information itself? When eaten it will give anyone the guidance they need to get back on track. So you say you're a chef?
  • Player: Erm, no, I don't think I did. I need to make that cake for the Lumbridge Sage. He's been frozen in time and needs help.
  • Wizard Traiborn: Oh dear, it's a strange day when the Lumbridge Sage needs guidance. Don't worry, I shall help you make your chocolate cake.
  • Player: Not a chocolate cake – a CAKE OF GUIDANCE.
  • Wizard Traiborn: Make up your mind!
  • Player: I have. So what do I need to do?
  • Wizard Traiborn: You don't know? Deary me. You'll need to enchant three ingredients with your knowledge. Bring me the basic ingredients and I will help you with the enchantment.
  • Player: What are the ingredients?
  • Wizard Traiborn: An eggy peggy, some floury woury and some milky wilky.
  • Player: So to the sane world, an egg, flour and milk. No problem, I'll be right back.
  • Wizard Traiborn: Have a nice time!
  • Player: ...Thanks.

Talking to him again without ingredients

  • Player: Hi!
  • Wizard Traiborn: Brought any ingredients?
  • Player: What do I need again?
  • Wizard Traiborn: I need you to bring me... An egg. A pot of flour. A bucket of milk. I will then enchant them for you so you can make your Chocolate cake!
  • Player: Cake of guidance.
  • Wizard Traiborn: That's what I said.
  • Player: I hope you know what you're doing.
  • Wizard Traiborn: Of course. Take care, and don't talk to strangers!

Egg-cellent Enchantments[edit | edit source]

Returning with the ingredients
  • Player: Hi!
  • Wizard Traiborn: Brought any ingredients?
  • Player: Yes, an egg!
  • Wizard Traiborn: Egg-cellent...
  • Player: I can't believe you said that, so I will just pretend you didn't.
  • Wizard Traiborn: Boo. Hiss. You're no fun. I will need your help for the enchantment – you must imbue it with knowledge itself. You must complete a quiz to enact the enchantment.
  • Select an option
    • Ok. Let's start!
      • Player: Ok. Let's start!
      • Wizard Traiborn: OK. You will be presented with some people that you may have come across on your travels – it's up to you to recall their names. Guess three correctly without error and you will succeed in enchanting the egg.
      • [Person]
      • Wizard Traiborn: Name that person!
      • [List of names]
        • If correct
          • Wizard Traiborn: Correct – and now the [second/third and final] character.
        • If incorrect
          • Wizard Traiborn: Nope, that's not right, you'll have to start again.
    • Maybe later
      • Player: Maybe later.
      • Wizard Traiborn: Okey dokey, watch out for evil cows.
      • Player: Erm, ok.
After answering three questions correctly
  • Wizard Traiborn: Congratulations!
  • Wizard Traiborn: That's correct.
  • Player: That wasn't so bad. Now what?
  • Wizard Traiborn: Well, there is the case of the magic words of enchantment – repeat after me.
  • Wizard Traiborn: Dandolino Zadribrim!
  • Player: Dandy lino zadim!
  • Wizard Traiborn: Not quite, but it'll do. I will hold onto the Enchanted Egg for you until you need it.

The Way Forward[edit | edit source]

Asking about the Sage again
  • Player: Hi!
  • Wizard Traiborn: Brought any ingredients?
  • Player: I've got some milk! Can we enchant it?
  • Wizard Traiborn: Mmmm milk. By all means, you're going to have to complete a quiz first to bring forth guidance and enact the enchantment.
  • Select an option
    • Ok, I'm ready!
      • Player: Ok, I'm ready!
        • Wizard Traiborn: OK. You must answer 3 general questions about our lands correctly without getting one wrong. You have as many chances as you need.
        • --- Question [1/2/3] ---
        • [Question]
        • [List of places]
          • If correct
            • Wizard Traiborn: Correct! Good job! [Two/One] more to go.
          • If incorrect
            • Wizard Traiborn: That's not right. You'll have to start again.
    • Maybe later
      • Player: Maybe later.
      • Wizard Traiborn: Okey dokey, watch out for evil cows.
      • Player: Erm, ok.
If the last question is answered correctly
  • Wizard Traiborn: Correct! Well done. That's all three answered!
  • Wizard Traiborn: That's correct.
  • Player: Now what?
  • Wizard Traiborn: Repeat after me... Skalindom Ralinaplo.
  • Player: Skelly domy ralipo!
  • Wizard Traiborn: ... Close enough. The milk has now been enchanted!
  • Player: You're making this up aren't you?
  • Wizard Traiborn: How dare you! Now get the next ingredient! I will hold onto the Enchanted Milk for you until you need it.

Not Quite Run of the Mill[edit | edit source]

Asking about the Sage again
  • Player: Hi!
  • Wizard Traiborn: Brought any ingredients?
  • Player: I have obtained a pot of flour!
  • Wizard Traiborn: So you want to enchant it now? You'll have to take active part by completing a little quiz to imbue the flour with knowledge and enact the enchantment.
    • Player: Quiz me!
      • Wizard Traiborn: For enchanting this item you will be shown a selection of items, when you stop viewing this selection you'll have to answer three questions correctly in a row and then the flour will be enchanted with guidance.
      • [Items]
      • [Question]
      • [Possible answers]
        • If correct
          • Wizard Traiborn: That's correct – onto the [second/third and final] set.
        • If incorrect
          • Wizard Traiborn: That's not right. You'll have to start again.
    • Maybe later
      • Player: Maybe later.
      • Wizard Traiborn: Okey dokey, watch out for evil cows.
      • Player: Erm, ok.
After three correct answers
  • Wizard Traiborn: That's correct.
  • Player: And that's it?
  • Wizard Traiborn: You have to repeat the magic words of course!
  • Player: Oh, of course...
  • Wizard Traiborn: Splendidum romelno!
  • Player: Spendy dum romeo!
  • Wizard Traiborn: We shall make a wizard of you yet. I will hold onto the enchanted flour for you until you need it.
  • Player: So I've enchanted all three ingredients now?
  • Wizard Traiborn: Indeed, best you go bake the cake! You can do it the same way as making an ordinary cake.
  • Player: Thank you.
Talking about the sage again
  • Player: What should I be doing now?
  • Wizard Traiborn: Sleeping?
  • Player: No I mean in regards to making the cake.
  • Wizard Traiborn: Ah, bake it!
  • If the player has lost the flour
    • Player: I lost the flour!
    • Wizard Traiborn: Good job I have another to hand then isn't it!
  • If the player has lost the egg
    • Player: I lost the egg!
    • Wizard Traiborn: That's OK, I have another up my sleeve.
    • Player: Strange place to put it.
    • Wizard Traiborn: Is it?
  • If the player has lost the milk
    • Player: I lost the milk!
    • Wizard Traiborn: What would you do without me? Here ya go.
  • Player: Thank you.

Returning to him with the cooked cake

  • Player: I made the cake. Just need to go use it now! Thanks for your help!
  • Wizard Traiborn: Wah hey! Good work Bill.
  • Player: Who's Bill?
  • Wizard Traiborn: Who knows!?

If the player lose the cake after making it

  • Player: I made the cake... but I lost it.
  • Wizard Traiborn: Oopsy daisy! You'll have to make another one!
  • (Item reclaim dialogue as above)

Freeing the Lumbridge Sage[edit | edit source]

QUEST COMPLETE
  • Fortuneteller: Good work adventurer, I've teleported them away to safety! You only have [number] council members left to protect!