Transcript of Recipe for Disaster: Defeating the Culinaromancer

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This transcript involves dialogue with Cook, Culinaromancer, Dessourt, Gelatinnoth Mother, Gypsy Aris, Karamel, and the player.

The End in Sight[edit | edit source]

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  • Gypsy Aris: Now you've freed them all, I'll restart time so you can deal with the culinaromancer.
  • Player: If you're sure...
  • Gypsy Aris: TEMPUS PROCEDIT!
  • Culinaromancer: What was that?
  • Gypsy Aris: We have broken your feeble spell! Begone!
  • Culinaromancer: You DARED to meddle?
  • Culinaromancer: But you cannot defeat me! I'LL BE BACK!
  • Player: Hooray – he's gone!
  • Gypsy Aris: One day he'll return. You must go through the portal and finish him off.
Talking to the Gypsy again
  • Player: Hi.
  • Gypsy Aris: Adventurer you must hurry! You have freed the members of the secret council, but we must ensure that the Culinaromancer is defeated once and for all!
  • Gypsy Aris: Follow him into the portal and make sure he never leaves again!

Skipping Ahead[edit | edit source]

  • Cook: Oh MAN! That was AWESOME!
  • Cook: After you managed to save all of the members of the secret council with those weird foods, the culinaromancer tried to make a run for it, but you followed him into his magic portal and Biff! Bang! Boom! sorted him out once and for all!
  • Cook: Did you ever know that you're my hero?
  • Player: Oh yeah... I remember now...
  • Cook: Did you want a reminder of any other of your brave exploits?

Defeating the Culinaromancer[edit | edit source]

Last-minute Pep Talk[edit | edit source]

  • Gypsy Aris: [Player], I must warn you: inside that dimension you will have no assistance from the gods and your prayers will not work at all!
  • Gypsy Aris: Also, be aware that he will use his powers to draw upon the might of foes you have fought before.
  • Gypsy Aris: Take care, I suspect the Culinaromancer will not give up so easily.

Chef Surprise[edit | edit source]

  • Culinaromancer: You DARE come HERE?
  • Culinaromancer: Say hello to my little friend!
After defeating Agrith Na-Na
  • Culinaromancer: NOOOooo...
  • Culinaromancer: I will not be thwarted by you.
After defeating Flambeed
  • Culinaromancer: NOOOooo...
  • Culinaromancer: I have waited a long time for my revenge!
  • Karamel: Semolina-Go!
After defeating Karamel
  • Culinaromancer: Let's see how you deal with this!
  • Dessourt: Hsssssssssssss
After defeating Dessourt
  • Culinaromancer: NOOOooo...
  • Culinaromancer: You've been lucky so far... but no more!
  • Gelatinnoth Mother: Krrkrrrk.
After defeating the Gelatinnoth Mother
  • Culinaromancer: You have caused me enough grief! I guess I'll have to finish you off myself!
After defeating the Culinaromancer
  • Gypsy Aris: Good work [Player]! I think that will be the last we'll see of him! You'd better come back now.

Post-Quest Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Cook[edit | edit source]

  • Cook: Seriously, you were great! I can't believe I nearly caused all of those people to be killed!
  • Cook: You really got my bacon out of the fire there!
    • Player: Do you have any other quests for me?
      • Player: That last one of yours was fun!
      • Cook: Ooh dear, yes I do! It's the Duke of Lumbridge's birthday today, and I need to bake him a cake!
      • Cook: I need you to bring me some eggs, some flour, some milk and a chocolate bar...
      • Cook: Nah, not really, I'm just messing with you! Thanks for all your help, I know I can count on you again in the future!
    • Player: I am getting strong and mighty.
      • [Normal dialogue]
    • Player: I keep on dying.
      • [Normal dialogue]
    • Player: Can I use your range?
      • [Normal dialogue]
    • Player: Can you tell me anything about that chest in the basement?
      • Player: So that chest in the basement that suddenly appeared along with the Culinaromancer...
      • Player: Can you tell me anything about it?
      • Cook: You mean you didn't check it out yet?
      • Cook: I really think you should, it seems to be some kind of magical cooking chest, I found a bunch of food in it earlier, along with a bunch of weird looking kitchen equipment and some snazzy gloves!