Transcript of Ramblings of a gargoyle, sequence 3
Ooh, a triple-flavoured cow. A present for me? My mouth waters at the sight of it. Yum, yum. But I can see you will not feed it to me. Feed Alichino and we'll talk... Yum! I like cow, but I will not change my name. No, I am no troll. Haha! Oh fine, don't laugh, just take my zodiac number and get in line - it is 8. I am sated, but next for you is the RED-faced one. To seek it out you must DYE - haha!
-Alichino, 3rd of the Malebranche