Transcript of Ramblings of a gargoyle, sequence 1
Mmm, that's one hot dog. Can I have it? My mouth is watering and it looks so tasty. If not, why else would you bring it but to tease poor Cagnazzo, hmm? Fine, fine, my zodiac number is 0 - the first of the sequence. Why? Because it is, because I say, because it has always been - question it not. Question the others. The next of us is a real hothead. Get ANGRY with the portals until one flares up, then get angrier still in the next one's face.
-Cagnazzo, 1st of the Malebranche