Dialogue for Raccoon
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Baby Raccoon[edit | edit source]
- Baby raccoon: Chitterchatterchittter chatter chatter! (I wanna go play, now!)
- Player: Well, why not just look at all this walking around after me as a game.
- Baby raccoon: Chitter! Chatterchitter chitter! (Yay! I win at this here game!)
Adult Raccoon[edit | edit source]
Conversation 1[edit | edit source]
- Raccoon: Chitter chatter chittterchatter chatter? (So where are ya takin' me today?)
- Player: Oh, I think we'll be covering a lot of ground today.
- Raccoon: Chitter chatter chatter. (There'd better not be much walkin'. I don't like to walk much. You'd best carry me.
Conversation 2[edit | edit source]
- Raccoon: Chitter chatterchittter chitter? (When we gonna do somethin' fun?)
- Player: What do you mean 'fun'?
- Raccoon: Chatter chatter chitter. (More fun than this. Like chasin' cats - I don't like kitties.)
- Player: Oh, give me a minute and we'll see...
- Raccoon: Chatter chatter chitter? (Don't you keep me waiting too long, now - ya hear?)
Conversation 3[edit | edit source]
- Raccoon: Chatter chatter chatter chatter? (When is we gonna go back to one of those evergreen forests?)
- Player: We'll go soon, I promise.
- Raccoon: Chatter chitter. (I like it when them other critters run with us.)
- Player: Yeah, me too. The squirrels and the rabbits are really cute.
- Raccoon: Chitter. (Yeah.)
- Raccoon: Chatter chitter. (Don't ever refer to me as cute, though, boy.)
- Player: No chance. I know better than that by now.
Conversation 4[edit | edit source]
- Raccoon: Chitterchatter chatterchitter chitter? (When are we gonna be done here?)
- Player: Well, when I'm finished what I'm doing, I'll tell you.
- Raccoon: Chitterchatter chatterchitter chitter. (You don't tell me nothin'. You'd best start openin' up ter me soon, boy, or we are gonna fall out.)
If the player is wearing a Highwayman mask or Cavalier mask:[edit | edit source]
- Raccoon: Chatter chatter? (Are you makin' fun of me?)
- Player: Excuse me? I didn't say a word!
- Raccoon: Chitter chatter chatter? (I'm talkin' 'bout that there thing on yer face. Tryin' ta look like little ol' me?)
- Player: The merest speculation of the tiniest sliver of the notion hadn't ever dared to cross my mind.
- Raccoon: Chitter chatter chatchatchatter... (You got yerself a smart mouth, boy.)
- Player: Fine, I'll take the mask off in a minute.