Dialogue for Puddinghead

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  • Player: Er, hi, so...isn't there supposed to be a theme park around here somewhere?
  • Cannonballhead: Ha! That old chestnut. People still fall for that?
  • Player: Fall for what?
  • Cannonballhead: Oh, nothing. Why don't you, er, join us...for dinner?
  • Player: Ooh, what's on the menu?
  • Puddinghead: Dibs on the sweet meats! You can't call dibs! We share, remember? Aww, but you KNOW I've got a sweet tooth.[sic]
  • Fishmaskhead: And you KNOW I'm a pescatarian. I'm not eating that! It could have been anywhere.
  • Player: What? What aren't you eating?
  • Cannonballhead: We ARE stranded, remember. Beggars can't be choosers. Unless you want to start eating each other?
  • Player: Er, yeah, that would be uncivil.
  • Cannonballhead: Right, see, even our meal agrees - cannonballs don't eat other cannonballs.
  • Puddinghead: How many times? It's 'cannibals'!
  • Cannonballhead: That's what I said. You KNOW I have a speech impediment, 'Keith'.
  • Puddinghead: And I've told you my name is Puddinghead! Not cool, 'Jeff'.
  • Fishmaskhead: Urgh, would you boys stop arguing for just one minute?
  • Player: Wait! Stop arguing for a sec. You're cannonballs, I mean, cannibals?
  • Fishmaskhead: And a pescatarian. I'm a person too, you know. Food is so rude these days. Am I right?
  • Player: You're a pescatarian cannibal? How does that work.[sic]
  • Cannonballhead: Mermaids.
  • Player: Oh, that's clever. No, wait, the other thing - that's gross! What about sea orphans. Do you eat those?[sic]
  • Fishmaskhead: Nah, I have a very strict diet regime. Sea orphans are half-person, half-fish - more like surf 'n' turf.
  • Cannonballhead: We're getting off-topic here! Right, so, who gets the legs?
  • Player: None of you! Not unless you want to stay stranded! I'll take you back, but NO eating me or my crew.
  • Cannonballhead: Aww.
  • Fishmaskhead: Spoilsport.
  • Puddinghead: Wait, not even travel snacks?
  • Cannonballhead: Well, I suppose we could try to not eat you if it gets us off this island. We've been stranded here since The Harbinger sank our ship.
  • Player: Yes, not eating me would help. Now, what about your friend over there. Is she coming too?
  • Puddinghead: Who, Jellyhead-head? Nah, she'll be fine. I think she likes it here. Besides, she hasn't said much since she put that thing on her head.
  • Jellyhead-head: ...