Dialogue for Pirate snowman

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• Pirate snowman: Welcome to the Land of Snow, landlubber! Yo ho ho and a glass of sherry!
  • Merry Christmas!
    • Player: Merry Christmas!
    • Pirate snowman: Arr, ha harr! Shiver me carrot! Fifteen coals on a snowman's chest! Yo ho ho and a glass of sherry!
  • What is the Land of Snow?
    • Player: What is the Land of Snow?
    • Pirate snowman: Arr! If all the snow in this land were to melt, it would fill the Seven Seas! But it won't melt, for this be the Land of Snow! Yo ho ho and a glass of sherry!
  • Landlubber?
    • Player: Landlubber? When was the last time you went to sea?
    • Pirate snowman: I be snow, and snow be water...and the sea be water too! So, if ever there be a man o' the sea, it be me! Yo ho ho and a glass of sherry!
  • I want to go home.
    • Player: I want to go home!
    • Pirate snowman: Arr. Merry Christmas, landlubber. Yo ho ho and a glass of sherry!
    • You get teleported out of Land of Snow.