Dialogue for Pirate (Mos Le'Harmless)

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  • Conversation 1
    • Pirate: Ain't ye the scurvy cur that killed me brother?
    • Player: I'm not sure.I kill so many things on a daily basis that it all tends to blur together. Tell me, did he have any unusual features that would help me to recall them?
    • Pirate: How many things de ye have te kill in a day te lose count?
    • Player: I don't know, if I did I wouldn't have lost count! Now, about your brother...
    • Pirate: Never mind! I never liked him that much anyway!
  • Conversation 2
    • Pirate: What's a landlubber like ye doin' here?
    • Player: Helping Cap'n Teach shoot his way through a little blockade.
    • Pirate: Well done to ye. I'll see ye around.
  • Conversation 3
    • Pirate: Are ye here for...you know...the stuff?
    • Player: The what?
    • Pirate: The stuff. You know...the stuff?
    • Player: I'm not sure I follow you.
    • Pirate: Aren't ye Toothless Kevin?
    • Player: No.
    • Pirate: Sorry, sorry, my mistake!
  • Conversation 4
    • Pirate: What ship did ye pull in on, stranger?
    • Player: The Adventurous.
    • Pirate: That's a good ship, that it be.
  • Conversation 5
    • Pirate: Watch where yer goin'!
    • Player: I was!
    • Pirate: Then it must have been my fault and I apologise, lad.
    • Player: And I accept your apology. Good day.
    • Pirate: Aye, good day te ye too.
  • Conversation 6
    • Player: Arr!
    • Pirate: Arr?
    • Player: Arr?
    • Pirate: Arr!
    • Player: Arr...
    • Pirate: Arr.
  • Conversation 7
    • Player: Why is this place walled off?
    • Pirate: Well, lad, it's 'cos there be foul things in the jungle beyond.
    • Player: What sort of foul things?
    • Pirate: Big 'uns. Nasty 'uns. You name it, we got it. There be jungle horrors in the jungles and cave horrors in the caves. 'Tis no place te be havin' a picnic, and no mistake.
  • Conversation 8
    • Player: Good morning!
    • Pirate: I suppose it is. What of it?
    • Player: I was just striking up a conversation.
    • Pirate: Well...why would ye do a thing like that?
    • Player: No reason.
  • Conversation 9
    • Player: It's rather quiet around here for a pirate haven isn't it?
    • Pirate: Arr, we like te keep the peace around here. Some of the older pirates don't like it, but Mos Le'Harmless be a hive of sense and civility.
    • Player: How nice!
    • Pirate: Arr, that it be.
  • Conversation 10
    • Player: Hello!
    • Pirate: Keep yer voice down [lass/lad], can't ye see I'm busy?
    • Player: First off, it's [lad/lass], and second, other than busy being drunk I can't see what you are talking about.
    • Pirate: I can't feel me brains no more...
    • Player: Wait...I recognise that smell. You've been drinking 'rum' haven't you?
    • Pirate: Arr...ye shufflin' muffle burble...
    • Player: I think that can be filed as a 'yes'.