Dialogue for Peter

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Slime is of the Essence[edit | edit source]

Initial conversation[edit | edit source]

  • Peter: Gods... what have I done?
  • Player: Hey there, something wrong?
  • Peter: Something wrong!? Do you not see the gloopy monstrosity!?
  • Player: Yeah... it's kind of hard to miss!
  • Peter: Please help me adventurer...
  • Player: It's Player.
  • Peter: Peter...
  • Player: So... uh... Peter... What did you do?
  • Peter: I had a little accident.
  • Player: You don't say...
  • Peter: Last week I was trying a new secret recipe to make a gourmet, sweetened lime, gelatinous dessert for my finer things club.
  • Player: ... You were making lime flavoured jelly?
  • Peter: Gourmet. Sweetened lime. Gelatinous dessert. But that's besides the point! It all went wrong, embarrassingly wrong, I couldn't bare[sic] to let anyone know. So, late that night while everyone was asleep, I carried my failed experiment all the way to here in Rimmington... And dumped it in the well.
  • Player: But what does this have to do with this slime?
  • Peter: When I did so I heard some strange noises coming from deep within the well. Strange, gurgling noises. I didn't really think much of it at the time, thought it was maybe a polar bear or something. But it appears it was something worse, something much, much worse.
  • Player: So you're telling me whatever it was has fused with your lime jelly...
  • Peter: My gourmet, sweetened lime, gelatinous dessert.
  • Player: Your girthy, sweet limed, jelly dessert.
  • Peter: ...
  • Player: and now it's terrorising Rimmington?
  • Peter: Pretty much...
  • (Continues with the options from subsequent conversations).

Subsequent conversations[edit | edit source]

  • Select an option
    • What's going on today?
      • (On Thursday:)
        • Today's plan involves using your skills in strength or mining to try and force the slime to retreat back down the well.
        • Player: What are we doing today?
        • Peter: We're going to send it back to where it came from.
        • Player: How are we going to do that?
        • Peter: By hitting it with everything we've got.
        • Player: Everything!?
        • Peter: Everything! Grab a weapon, grab a mining pick, grab something, I don't care what and just start wailing on it!
        • (Returns to the previous options.)
      • (On Friday:)
        • Today's plan involves using your skills in firemaking or hunter to try and reduce the slime in size.
        • Peter: Yesterday was a disaster...
        • Player: Yeah... we really didn't make any progress. What are we going to try today?
        • Peter: Well... it's too big to move... so what if we found a way to make it smaller?
        • Player: Go on...
        • Peter: We could try to melt it down by setting it alight. Or we could use some jars to scoop up some of the goop and put it somewhere else.
        • Player: Or both?
        • Peter: Or both.
        • (Returns to the previous options.)
      • (On Saturday:)
        • Today's plan involves using your skills in herblore and smithing to create explosives to blow the slime to smithereens.
        • Peter: ...
        • Player: Look, I know what you're gonna say.
        • Peter: It's probably edible, if we all have 5 or 6 bowls each we can definitely cut it down to a more manageable size.
        • Player: Okay, I didn't think you were going to say that.
        • Peter: ...
        • Player: What if we tried to blow it apart?
        • Peter: That's an idea, we could use the vials in those conveniently placed crates to create some sort of explosive concoction. ... Bah! They'd probably just disintegrate as soon as they touched the slime.
        • Player: What if we reinforced them in some sort of slime resistant shell? The swords and pickaxes are still floating around in there from earlier so it's safe to say that some sort of metal should do the trick!
        • Peter: Perfect! Let's get to it!
        • (Returns to the previous options.)
      • (On Sunday:)
        • Last night all the explosive were set off and now mini slimes litter Rimmington. Today we are going to mop them up with invention or fishing... Or... ... you could use your cooking expertise and sprinkle some salt on them to see what happens.
        • Player: Well... it's smaller now.
        • Peter: ... You're not wrong.
        • Player: We should probably deal with the little slimes first right?
        • Peter: Yeah, honestly they might be more of a problem than the big slime.
        • Player: Okay, so how will we do that?
        • Peter: I've got an excellent idea involving salt...
        • Player: Oh! I could use a rod-o-matic to suck them up!
        • Peter: Or... you could...
        • Player: Or I could use a regular fishing rod to catch them!
        • Peter: ... but...
        • Player: I can think of nothing better than these two options!
        • Peter: ... ...but the Salt.[sic]
        • (Returns to the previous options.)
      • (On Monday:)
        • Now that the little slimes have been dealt with it's time to use your summoning and magic to open a rift to banish the big slime once and for all.
        • Player: All the little slimes are gone!
        • Peter: Now, it's just the big one that remains... Those wizarding brothers had the idea that if we can't destroy the slime we can move it somewhere else!
        • Player: That's actually pretty clever... Though... couldn't we have just done this from the start and saved ourselves a lot of hassle over the past few days?
        • Peter: ... ...[sic]
        • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • What did you do?
    • The armour in the slime.
      • Player: I swear, when that thing opened it's[sic] mouth I saw a piece of armour floating around in there.
      • Peter: Nope.
      • Player: I definitely did, It[sic] actually looked really cool!
      • Peter: I have no idea what you are talking about...
      • Player: ... Peter, what did you do..?
      • Peter: ... Fine... I hired a professional slime hunter to deal with the slime, he seemed like the real deal. Captain Gloob B Gon! 'If you don't have the time, he'll kill the slime.'
      • Player: Oh! He seems like the right kind of person to have on our side!
      • Peter: Yeah! ... He was consumed almost immediately.
      • Player: Wait, what?
      • Peter: Yeah... he didn't really seem to know what he was doing, I think he was more of a slime enthusiast than a real slime hunter.
      • Player: ... Then why would you ever hire him?
      • Peter: I believed in him! He was a captain! I was sure he could get the job done...
      • Player: ... and?
      • Peter: ... and he was the cheapest I could find.
      • Player: Yep, there we go.
      • Peter: Looking back I definitely should have gone with Special Agent Dale Deglooper. Look... if you help deal with the slime, you can have the armour. Just make sure to wash it first.
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • Other rewards.
      • Player: What can I get if I help deal with the slime?
      • Peter: The satisfaction of a job well done.
      • Player: Seriously?
      • Peter: Uhhh... no, there's so much more you can get.
      • Player: Like what?
      • Peter: Uh... Um... Slime! You can have all the slime you want!
      • Player: What am I supposed to do with slime?
      • Peter: You could... Throw it at people? Or launch it out of some sort of cannon... Or keep it as a pet? You could even just pour it all over the ground into a puddle.
      • Player: That sounds horribly dangerous, what if someone slipped on it?
      • Peter: Wouldn't that be hilarious?
      • Player: Hmm...
      • You can unlock various slimey prizes including slime balls, a slime launcher, a slime pet and the slipping on slime rest override.
      • Player: Honestly, I feel like you haven't put much effort into this reward.
      • Peter: What!? How dare you!? ... Hmmm... How about I... 'salten' the deal.
      • Player: Salten?
      • Peter: If you help out I'll throw in some of my finest rock salt.
      • Player: I know I asked this already about the slime... but what am I supposed to do with salt?
      • Peter: Sprinkle it on stuff?
      • There's also a salt sprinkling emote.
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • All hope is lost.
      • Player: All hope is lost.
      • Peter: So say we all.

After the event[edit | edit source]

When talked to[edit | edit source]

  • (If the player has tools left over:)
    • Peter: You have tools left over that I'll take off your hands. For each tool I'll give you a lesson in a skill of your choice.
    • Hand tools over?
      • Yes.
        • (Skill Selection interface opens.)
        • (If a skill is selected:)
          • You have bneen awarded [amount] XP in [skill]!
          • (Continues below.)
        • (Continues below.)
      • No.
        • (Continues below.)
  • Player: We did it!
  • Peter: It's been entirely sucked into the rift! It's someone else's problem now!
  • Player: I'm really glad it's over.
  • Peter: I guess it's kind of a funny story now, no real harm was done.
  • Player: Yeah... ...[sic] Wait. Didn't you send that slime hunter to his death?
  • Peter: ... Yep, no real harm was done...
  • Player: Peter did you just hear what I said?
  • Peter: ... No real harm...

When buying tools[edit | edit source]

  • Peter: Sorry, I don't have any more tools to sell.

Summer Skill Off[edit | edit source]

  • (Only on first time:)
    • Peter: Player! Bout ye!
    • Player: Hey Peter!
    • (Continues below.)
  • (After first time:)
    • Peter: What's the craic?
    • (Continues below.)
  • Select An Option
    • What's going on here?
      • Peter: Got a wee barbecue and a cookin' stall for ye! Feel free to use the ingredients lying around and earn yerself some Cooking XP!
      • Player: Awesome! Thank you!
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • Why did you enter the Summer Skill Off?
      • Peter: Awk, I've always fancied being more of one of them top chef boyos, ye know? I wanna open a wee restaurant, a nice family place. Somewhere ma and da can take the wee'uns.
      • Player: Waynes?
      • Peter: Babbies! Childer! Wee folk! Whatever ye wanna call 'em.
      • Player: I don't know what you're talking about. But I appreciate your enthusiasm and wish you the best of luck!
      • Peter: Good lad/lass!
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • Is this all?
      • Player: So, cooking at barbecues?
      • Peter: Aye.
      • Player: Is that all there is to it?
      • Peter: Aye.
      • Player: But everyone elses skilling stations are so... Creative.
      • Peter: ... When ye were a young lad/lass did you ever leave yer homework to the very last minute the night before it was due?
      • Player: Got it! Say no more.
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • Goodbye.
      • Player: Goodbye!
      • Peter: On yer way then.

Winter Chill Off[edit | edit source]

Overhead lines[edit | edit source]

  • (One of the following is seen occasionally:)
    • Peter: Bananas!
    • Peter: Fan the flames!
    • Peter: Logs!

Talk to[edit | edit source]

  • (Only on first time:)
    • Player: About you... Peter!
    • Peter: *grumble*
    • This is Peter, he's a cook who took part in the Summer Skill Off, he was eliminated almost immediately and isn't best pleased.
    • (Continues below)
  • (After the first time:)
    • Peter: Get on with it.
    • (Continues below)
  • Select an option
    • What do I need to do here?
      • Player: So, Peter, what do I have to do here?
      • Peter: Get yerself over tae thon bonfire and make yerself userful.
      • Peter: I'm gonna be barkin' orders at ye and we're gonna make damn sure that thing doesn't go out.
      • Use the buttons in the minigame HUD to change your method of maintaining the fire.
      • Matching Peter's suggestions will grant increased XP while skilling at this location!
      • Sorry he's being a bit grumpy at the moment, he's not a bad guy once you get to know him.
      • Peter: Here!
      • Peter: If ye don't get a move on I'll throw YOU on the bonfire.
      • ...
      • Yes, once you get to know him you'll be the best of friends.
      • (Shows previous options)
    • What brings you back to the Winter Chill Off?
      • Player: So, Peter, what are you doing back at the Chill Off?
      • Peter: Don't even be tryin' tae talk to me.
      • Peter: My heads near turned with you lot and yer nonsense.
      • Peter: Here's me thinkin', awk Peter, them folk love them some cookin'
      • Peter: But no, yousens only went and had me knocked out first.
      • Peter: Not a soul came tae use the grills.
      • Peter: I can't be havin' it.
      • Peter: Do ye hear me?
      • Player: I...
      • Peter: Ye were all obsessed with that bloody hole.
      • Peter: Not even a wee look for poor Peter and his cookin' arrangements.
      • Player: I'm sorry Peter...
      • Peter: Yer sorry?
      • Peter: It's a bit late now.
      • Peter: I'm getting rid of the lot of it!
      • Peter: I'm tellin' ye now, this time round ye better be votin' for old Peter.
      • (If Firemaking hasn't been eliminated:)
        • Player: Okay...
        • (Shows previous options)
      • (If Firemaking has been eliminated:)
        • Player: Uh, Peter?
        • Player: You're already eliminated.
        • Peter: ...
        • Peter: For dear's sake.
        • Peter: Again!
        • Peter: Look you here.
        • Peter: If he has me killed yer in for a right hauntin' so ye are!
        • Player: ... Killed?
        • Peter: I need to get rid of every last piece...
        • (Shows previous options)
    • Why are there so many crates of bananas?
      • Player: How come you have so many crates of bananas?
      • Peter: Don't even get me started on them bananas.
      • Peter: I was damn near certain I was winnin' that last Skill Off!
      • Peter: I was all ready to open that new restaurant so I was.
      • Peter: 'Peter's wee banana paradise.'
      • Peter: Finest banana establishment on Gielinor.
      • Peter: But dind't I go and get a bit ahead of myself and buy a whole tonne of bananas!
      • Peter: Then you lot spent all yer tokens on gods know what and left nothin' for poor Peter!
      • Peter: And now, I can't afford the bricks and mortar let alone gettin' the place up and runnin'.
      • Player: ...
      • Peter: Tell me now.
      • Peter: What in the gods' names am I supposed to do with all these blood bananas!?
      • Player: What if you turn yourself into a monkey...
      • Player: And then use the bananas to lure a monkey guard away from some wise monkeys so that you can show them your true form?
      • Peter: ...
      • Peter: You listen here now.
      • Peter gives you a stern talking to.
      • Peter: And you'll never look at a banana the same way again.
      • Peter: Have I made myself clear?
      • Player: ...
      • Peter has made himself extremely clear.
      • (Shows previous options)
    • Goodbye.
      • Player: Bye Peter!
      • Peter: ...