Dialogue for Pet rock

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Pet rocks can be placed in a Menagerie, doing so will allow the player to interact with the pet rock for several humorous, one sided conversations.

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Conversation 1[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Good day, rock!
  • Rock: ...
  • Player: Oooh, I love jokes! Go on then!
  • Rock: ...
  • Player: Who's there?
  • Rock: ...
  • Player: Interrupting cow wh-
  • Rock: ...
  • Player: Haha, good one!

Conversation 2[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hey there, rock! How are you settling into your new home?
  • Rock: ...
  • Player: I'm Glad to hear it!
  • Player: Erm, this is kind of awkward, but... one of the neighbours found a pile of pebbles on their lawn.
  • Player: Now, I'm not saying it WAS you...
  • Rock: ...
  • Player: Alright, alright, I believe you! There's no need for that kind of language!

Conversation 3[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello there, rock. How are things?
  • Rock: ...
  • Player: Hmmm, I don't know. Have you tried swamp tar? I hear that's good at clearing rashes.
  • Rock: ...

Conversation 4[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hello there, rock. How are things?
  • Rock: ...
  • Player: Oh, what a lovely song! That was a nice surprise, rock!
  • Rock: ...

Conversation 5[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hey there, rock! How are you settling into your new home?
  • Rock: ...
  • Player: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
  • Player: I'll be sure to complain to the housing association on your behalf, and petition for them to be moved out of the neighbourhood!
  • Rock: ...

Conversation 6[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Good day, rock!
  • Rock: ...
  • Player: Oooh, I love jokes! Go on then!
  • Rock: ...
  • Player: I don't know, what is the difference between a cow and a goblin?
  • Rock: ...
  • Player: Rock! How could you! That's awful!
  • Rock: ...
  • Player: I don't care if the other rocks think it's funny, you're not to talk like that again!

Finding a strange rock[edit | edit source]

Upon receiving a strange rock directly into your backpack

  • Your pet rock is so happy to have stone-based company that it jiggles about a little in your pack.