Dialogue for Oracle

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General

• Player: Can you impart your wise knowledge to me, Oracle?
• Oracle: possible responses:
  • A bird in the hand can make a tasty snack.
  • An answer is unimportant; it is the question that matters.
  • A woodchuck does not chuck wood.
  • Beauty is in the eyes of the beholders.
  • Beware the cabbage: it is both green AND leafy.
  • Capes are always in fashion!
  • The chicken came before the egg.
  • The decrepit man is in your head; his prison in his own.
  • Do not fear the dragons...fear their kin.
  • Don't judge a book by its cover - judge it by it's grammar and, punctuation.
  • Everyone you know will one day be dead.
  • The final dream will reach its full potential.
  • The goblins will never make up their minds on their own.
  • The God Wars are over...as long as the thing they were fighting over remains hidden.
  • The great snake of Guthix guards more than she knows.
  • Help wanted? Enquire within.
  • He who uses the power of custard mixes it with his tears.
  • If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, then nobody gets Woodcutting xp.
  • If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, who gets the experience?
  • Imagine you look like a goblin.
  • Is it time to wake up? I am not sure...
  • It's not you; it's me.
  • Jas left a stone behind.
  • The last shall become the first.
  • The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.
  • Many secrets are buried under this land.
  • Nothing like a tasty fish.
  • Pies...they're great, aren't they?
  • She who was chosen may be chosen again.
  • Sometimes you get lucky, sometimes you don't.
  • The sun will shine before the daughter.
  • Templates are a source of great sorrow.
  • There are no crisps at the party.
  • There's going to be a montage.
  • They say that ham does not mix well with other kinds of meat.
  • Too many cooks spoil the anchovy pizza.
  • When in Asgarnia, do as the Asgarnians do.
  • Who guards the guardsmen?
  • Your chins will have many more uses.
  • Yes, I can. But I'm not going to.
  • No. I'm not in the mood.

After obtaining the Ice Mountain Elder Chronicle

• Player: Can you impart your wise knowledge to me, Oracle?
• Oracle: Wen the cold wind blows.
• Player: Don't you mean 'when'?
• Oracle: Who?
• Player: No, when.
• Oracle: At the end of things.
• Player: What? I'm lost.
• Oracle: As are we all.
• Player: Never mind.
• Player: You know, I preferred your older prophecies.
• Oracle: Would you like to hear one?
  • Hear an older prophecy?
    • Yes.
      • See above
    • No, I'm not in the mood.

20th Anniversary

• Player: (first chat) I'm in search of a colossal egg and have been told I need to deal with a dragon.
• Player: (first chat) Can you point me in the right direction?
• Player: (later chats) Can I hear the riddle again?
• Oracle: The man you seek lives on a farm.
• Oracle: Full of pigs that cause no harm.
• Oracle: Bring him things that make him clap
• Oracle: He will provide you with a map.
• Oracle: Three shells containing white and yolk.
• Oracle: Fruit so red it's not a joke.
• Oracle: Two of the vegetables that taste so yuck.
• Oracle: They used to censor words like -
• Player: Woah! Okay, I got it!