Dialogue for One-Eyed Willy

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  • Player: So that's why they call you One-Eyed Willy.
  • One-Eyed Willy: What, just because I'm a cyclops?
  • One-Eyed Willy: How incredibly rude of you to assume that. I've never been so insulted.
  • Player: So, you're not One-Eyed Willy? If that's true, who is?
  • One-Eyed Willy: The parrot.
  • Player: You named your parrot One-Eyed Willy? Okay...
  • One-Eyed Willy: I didn't name him - that's his name! And he's not MY parrot; I'm HIS cyclops! His seeing-eye cyclops!
  • Player: But you're wearing an eyepatch, and the parrot isn't. I don't...
  • The parrot seems to whisper-squawk something in the cyclops's ear.
  • One-Eyed Willy: I know, right. Tourists!
  • The parrot seems to whisper-squawk something foreboding in the cyclops's ear.
  • One-Eyed Willy: No, I don't think we should tell them about The Harbinger.
  • The parrot seems to whisper-squawk something rude into the cyclops's ear.
  • One-Eyed Willy: He says you should probably go. He doesn't like you.
  • Player: I'm sorry, I'll try not to rescue castaways in the future.
  • One-Eyed Willy: I don't like you either.