Dialogue for Ollie the Camel

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• What Would You Like To Do
  • Ask the camel about its dung.
    • Player: I'm sorry to bother you, but could you spare me a little dung?
    • Ollie the Camel: Are you serious?
    • Player: Oh yes. If you'd be so kind...
    • Ollie the Camel: Well, just you close your eyes first. I'm not doing it while you're watching me!
    • You close your eyes...
    • Ollie the Camel: I hope that's what you wanted!
    • Player: Ohhh yes. Lovely.
  • Say something unpleasant.
    • The player says one of the following at random:
      • Dialogue 1:
        • Player: If I go near that camel, it'll probably bite my hand off.
        • Ollie the Camel: What did you say?
        • Player: Er, nothing important.
        • Ollie the Camel: Ah, a human. Do you know anything about flying?
        • Player: Flying?
        • Ollie the Camel: Yes, flying. It's a wonderful thing. I've seen this glider fly, and it's so elegant and fast. If I could fly, I wouldn't want to do anything else. I'd just fly around all day, swooping and soaring.
      • Dialogue 2:
        • Player: Mmm... Looks like that camel would make a nice kebab.
        • Ollie the Camel: What did you say?
        • (Same as above)
      • Dialogue 3:
        • Player: I wonder if that camel has fleas...
        • Ollie the Camel: What did you say?
        • (Same as above)
  • Neither - I'm a polite person.
    • You decide not to be rude.