Dialogue for Newton

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Newton: Would you look at that! I just saw your future in my crystal ball.
Player: Wow!
Newton: It never happens. Crystal balls are a contrary bunch.
Newton: They'll tend to show you something tedious about someone you've never met, from only a few minutes ago.
Newton: Look. It's back to its old tricks. I can see some guy typing in their PIN in at the bank about an hour ago.
Player: I'm not sure you should be showing me that. So, what did you see about me?
Newton: I saw you fiddling around with your bank. You were arranging things into rows, presets, labelling things, customising tab colours.
Newton: I got the impression you had been doing it for hours. Like, HOURS.
Player: Everyone does it, alright? I'm meticulous, and that's a good thing.

Newton: I was floating on the grass when Inspiration hit me.
Player: Oh yeah? You had a magical breakthough?
Newton: No, Inspiration's my room-mate. I'd left the lid up on the laboratory.
Newton: I'll be thinking about the metaphysical properties of the Abyss, or whatnot...
Newton: Then 'whack'! She'll have dropped an apple on my head.
Newton: Mark my words... with every action, there is an equal and opposite reacton.
Newton: She throws an apple, I will eat it. That'll learn her.

Player: I don't think I ever noticed before... is that a mind rune in your eye socket?
Newton: No, I'm just pleased to see you.
Newton: Haha, old joke. anyway, yes, (player name). A mind rune it is.
Newton: My true eye was stolen from me by Aggie the witch. No doubt it's in a super attack potion as we speak.
Player: Why did she leave you with the other one?
Newton: Good lord, she's not a monster! How could I research the finer points of sorcery without a single eyeball?
Newton: I'd have to get myself a seeing eye tadpole, and they're not cheap.
Newton: They're rubbish at magic too.