Dialogue for Murky Pat
- Murky Pat may say any one of the following at random:
- Dialogue 1:
- Player: Hello.
- Murky Pat: Hello to you too.
- Player: Yar! We be pirates, yar! Avast, ye scurvy land-lubbing lychee!
- Murky Pat: Please don't talk like that, it is extremely irritating. Also, please don't call me a lychee, whatever that may be.
- Player: Oh. Okay. Sorry.
- Dialogue 2:
- Murky Pat: Hello.
- Player: You're a pirate, huh?
- Murky Pat: It's what it says on my pay-packet at the end of the month.
- Player: How's that working out for you?
- Murky Pat: Pretty good so far. All the grog and loot that we can plunder, plus full medical including dental.
- Player: You mean you have insurance?
- Murky Pat: Not as such. If any of us get sick we kidnap a doctor and don't let him go until we're better. You'd be surprised what an incentive for expert health care that is.
- Player: I can imagine.
- Dialogue 3:
- Murky Pat: Sorry, can't stop, the Captain will have my guts for garters if he catches me slacking off talking to the stowaway.
- Player: I'm not a stowaway! I was invited aboard!
- Murky Pat: Yeah, whatever guy, it doesn't really matter who you are I'll get in trouble!
- Dialogue 4:
- Player: You know, I've always wondered what life as a pirate actually entails.
- Murky Pat: Well, at the moment it mostly involves being asked random questions by a stowaway.
- Player: I'm not a stowaway! I was invited aboard! By Lokar! Ask him!
- Murky Pat: Hey, whatever pal. Just make sure the captain doesn't catch you, pirates don't like stowaways much.
- Dialogue 5:
- Murky Pat: Ah, good day to you sirrah! Your face is unfamiliar, did you perhaps join us aboard the ship at Lunar Isle?
- Player: No, Lokar offered me a lift in Rellekka actually.
- Murky Pat: Oh, really? You don't look like a Fremennik to me!
- Player: I kind of am, and I kind of aren't. It's a long story.
- Murky Pat: Sorry I don't have time to hear it then! See you around young fremennik-who-is-not-really-a-fremennik!
- Player: 'Bye.
- Dialogue 6:
- Player: Brrrr! Its cold up here!
- Murky Pat: You think this is cold? Up by Acheron it gets so cold that when you talk you see the words freeze in the air in front of you!
- Player: REALLY?
- Murky Pat: Nah, not really. I was exaggerating for humourous effect. It is very very cold though!
- Dialogue 7:
- Murky Pat: ARGH! SOUND THE ALARM! STOWAWAY ON BOARD! STOWAWAY ON BOARD!
- Player: I'm not a stowaway! Honest! I was invited here!
- Murky Pat: Oh, sorry, my mistake then. You must admit you do look a lot like a stowaway though.
- Player: Why, what do they usually look like?
- Murky Pat: Errr.... I've never actually met one...
- Player: Okay then...
- Dialogue 8:
- Player: Aren't you a little short for a pirate?
- Murky Pat: My mother was a gnome. Apparently it was a very painful birth.
- Player: More info than I wanted, thanks!
- Dialogue 9:
- Murky Pat: Hello there. So what brings you aboard the Lady Zay?
- Player: Well, I was planning on visiting the Moon Clan, but I have to say your ship is very impressive.
- Murky Pat: Aye, she's a beauty alright! The Lady Zay has been my home for many hard months, through storm and sun, and she always gets us to here we were headed!
- Player: Yes, she's certainly one of the finest boats I've seen on my travels!
- Murky Pat: That she is lad, that she is.
- Dialogue 1: