Dialogue for Morten Holdstrom
- Morten Holdstrom: Good day to you.
- Player: Hello. What are you up to?
- Morten Holdstrom: Ah, today is a surströmming day! The herring I buried six months ago is ready to be dug up.
- Player: Eughr! What are you going to do with it?
- Morten Holdstrom: Eat it, of course! It will be fermented just-right by now.
- Player: Fermented? You eat rotten fish?
- Morten Holdstrom: Hmmm, tasty. I'm guessing you don't want to come round and try it?
- Player: You guess correctly.