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- (One of the following is seen every two minutes:)
- Morn: Hee! Hee! Hee!
- Morn: Skills!
- Morn: Snack Yak!
- Morn: Summer!
- Morn: Hello! Hello. Hello!
- Player: Hey?
- Morn: Yes! YES! You're here! You're actually here!
- Player: I am indeed here.
- Morn: You know where you need to go?
- Morn: The Spectacular Summer Skill Off.
- Morn: Lumbridge Crater!
- Morn: But not now.
- Morn: No.
- Morn: Later!
- Morn: Monday!
- Morn: Go there on Monday!
- Morn: We'll be waiting.
- Player: ...
- Player: What just happened?
- (Only on first time:)
- (Camera centers on Morn.)
- Morn: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls!
- Morn: I am delighted to welcome you to Gielinor's number one skilling based gameshow...
- (Camera zooms closer to Morn.)
- Morn: THE SPECTACULAR!
- (Camera zooms closer to Morn.)
- Morn: SUMMER!
- (Camera zooms closer to Morn.)
- Morn: SKILL OFF!
- (Camera resumes normal position.)
- Morn: It is a concept of my own creation!
- Morn: My name is Morn and I am a genius!
- Morn: A true genius.
- Morn: And I am oh so generous.
- Morn: Six contestants have entered, one of them will leave with a pile of riches.
- Morn: My riches!
- Morn: And they'll be able to make their wildest dreams come true.
- (Continues below.)
- (After the first time:)
- Morn: Hello! Hello! Hello!
- (Continues below.)
- Select an option
- How does the Skill Off work?
- Player: How does the skill off work?
- Morn: It's simple! Really, really simple.
- Morn: Step 1.
- Morn: Gather tokens by skilling ANYWHERE in the world and bring them back to the Skill Off.
- Morn: Step 2.
- Morn: Take the tokens to a skilling station and you'll get increased XP while skilling there.
- Morn: Each 100 tokens you spend there will count as a vote for that skill!
- Morn: You'll gain some boosted XP in that skill while doing so.
- Morn: Step 3.
- Morn: There is no step 3. That is all you have to do.
- Morn: Step 4.
- Morn: There is also no step 4. Were you not listening?
- Morn: Step 5.
- Morn: At the end of the day the least popular skill, as in the skill with the least votes, will be eliminated from the competition.
- Morn: BAM!
- Morn: GONE!
- Morn: OBLITERATED!
- Morn: Well, not entirely.
- Morn: You'll still be able to skill there but you can't vote for it anymore so you'll miss out on that sweet, sweet boosted XP.
- Morn: So make sure to vote for your favourite skills if you want to keep them around!
- Player: Sounds simple enough, is that all?
- Morn: Yes!
- Morn: Actually no!
- Morn: As skills are eliminated all of the non eliminated skills will have their XP rates increased, another reason to keep them around!
- Morn: There's also some incentives for people who take part in the voting.
- Morn: Especially for you.
- Player: Got it!
- (Returns to the previous options.)
- What is the current state of the Skill Off?
- Player: What's the current state of the skill off?
- Morn: Skills! So many skills.
- (Camera centers on Peter.)
- Morn: This is Cookie, cooking is his passion and he's not even good at that. But he's representing the Cooking still anyway!
- Morn: We all love a tryer.
- (After the first day:)
- Morn: ELIMINATED!
- Morn: YOU'RE OUT OF BUSINESS!
- (Continues below.)
- (Camera centers on Joey.)
- Morn: Baldy over here with his itty bitty cauldron is trying to represent Herblore!
- Morn: Honestly, baldness is the least of his concerns.
- (After the fourth day:)
- Morn: ELIMINATED!
- Morn: BALD FOREVER!
- (Continues below.)
- (Camera centers on Gunther.)
- Morn: Then we have Tingle on Hunter! He likes wolpertingers a little too much.
- Morn: Way too much.
- (After the second day:)
- Morn: ELIMINATED!
- Morn: HUNTED LIKE THE ANIMAL YOU ARE!
- (Continues below.)
- (Camera centers on Gabe.)
- Morn: Gobbles is on Agility!
- Morn: A true friend of the animals, because no one else will be his friend.
- (After the fifth day:)
- Morn: ELIMINATED!
- Morn: KILLED!
- Morn: Not literally.
- (Continues below.)
- (Camera centers on the Dungeoneering hole.)
- Morn: This is a big hole. You should jump in it. I'm 90% sure you can Dungeoneer down there.
- (Camera centers on Eva.)
- Morn: And finally we have this massive nerd on Runecrafting!
- Morn: Maybe she could be friends with Gabe.
- (After the third day:)
- Morn: ELIMINATED!
- Morn: OBLITERATED!
- (Continues below.)
- Player: Thanks for the run down.
- (Camera resumes normal position.)
- (Returns to the previous options.)
- Are there any rewards I can earn?
- Player: Are there any special rewards for contributing?
- Morn: Why, yes! Yes there are! I am so glad you asked!
- (Camera centers on Randall.)
- Morn: Have you seen this sword!?
- Morn: Isn't it fantastic?
- Morn: Aren't you amazed?
- Player: It looks kind of sinister.
- Morn: Yes! yes! So very sinister!
- Morn: But best of all...
- Morn: It wants you to have it.
- Player: ...
- Player: Wait, what?
- Morn: I said, I want you to have it.
- Morn: But I can't just give it to you.
- Morn: Oh, no.
- Morn: That would be suspicious, far too suspicious.
- Morn: You're going to have to earn it.
- Player: ...
- Player: Why are you telling me this?
- Morn: Because we're friends!
- Morn: The best of friends!
- Player: Right...
- (Camera pans to the snack yak.)
- Player: What about the snack yak?
- Morn: The snack yak!
- Player: It looks pretty adorable!
- Morn: Yes! Such a majestic beast covered in delectable delicacies!
- Morn: Just look how fluffy it is!
- Morn: So cute and cuddly!
- (Camera pans slowly back to Randall.)
- Morn: It's so sharp...
- Player: Sharp?
- Morn: So powerful...
- Morn: ...
- Morn: Let him in.
- Morn: ...
- Player: Let the yak in?
- (Camera pans to the snack yak.)
- Morn: The yak!
- Morn: Yes, the yak.
- Morn: Let the yak in!
- (Camera resumes normal position.)
- (Returns to the previous options.)
- Where did you get that outfit?
- Player: Where did you get that creepy jester outfit?
- Morn: Creepy?
- Morn: Not creepy!
- Morn: Stylish, desirable, fantabulous, maybe?
- Player: Where did you get it?
- Morn: Solomon.
- Morn: Solomon and his store!
- Morn: So many wares, this one's the best.
- Player: Alright. Thank you! I'll check it out I guess.
- (Returns to the previous options.)
- Goodbye
- Player: Goodbye!
- Morn: Don't be a stranger!
- Player: I won't!
- Morn: You better not.
- You do not have anything to hand in.
With rewards left to unclock[edit | edit source]
- Warning
- If you want to make event progress and gain XP at the same time you should use your skill tokens at a skilling station! However, you can hand in skill tokens here if you are only interested in the cosmetic rewards.
- Do you wish to continue?
- No
- Yes
- You hand in [number] Skill off tokens. You need to hand in [number]K more to complete the event.
- (If rewards weren't unlocked, and no rewards have been unlocked previously:)
- Morn: You need to bring me more skill tokens if you want to claim more rewards.
- (If rewards were unlocked:)
- (Without space for the rewards:)
- You do not have enough inventory space for some of the rewards. Please make some space and try again.
- (Continues below.)
- (With space for the rewards:)
- (If a big event mystery box is rewarded:)
- Congratulations, you have unlocked the Big Event mystery box.
- (Continues below.)
- (If Blightreaver is rewarded:)
- Congratulations, you have unlocked the Blightreaver override. You can find this in the customisations interface.
- (Continues below.)
- (If the snack yak is rewarded:)
- Congratulations, you have unlocked the Snack Yak. You can find this in the pet interface.
- (Continues below.)
- Morn: There you are!
- (Continues below.)
- (If some of the rewards have been unlocked:)
- You have unlocked [number]/4 of the rewards for the Spectacular Summer Skill Off event.
- (If there are still rewards to unlock, and none were just claimed:)
- Morn: We have more rewards to offer, should you bring me more skill tokens.
With all rewards unclocked[edit | edit source]
- You have unlocked all of the rewards available for this event. You can convert any remaining currency into consumable rewards.
- You can't kill Morn, he is our friend, he's here to help us.
Without rewards to claim and none claimed[edit | edit source]
- Morn: You need to bring me more skill tokens if you want to claim more rewards.
Without rewards to claim and some claimed[edit | edit source]
- You have unlocked [number]/4 of the rewards for the Spectacular Summer Skill Off event.
- Morn: We have more rewards to offer, should you bring me more skill tokens.
Without space for the rewards[edit | edit source]
- You do not have enough inventory space for some of the rewards. Please make some space and try again.
- You have unlocked [number]/4 of the rewards for the Spectacular Summer Skill Off event.
- Morn: We have more rewards to offer, should you bring me more skill tokens.
With space for the rewards[edit | edit source]
- Congratulations, you have unlocked the [reward].
- You have unlocked [number]/4 of the rewards for the Spectacular Summer Skill Off event.
- Morn: There you are!
- You have unlocked all of the rewards available for this event. You can use any remaining skill tokens at the skilling stations or convert them into mystery boxes.
- Morn: You have already claimed all the rewards we have to offer.
- Morn: Hello! Hello! Hello!
- Morn: The event is all over now!
- (Before the game update on 5 August:)
- Morn: Dungeoneering is the winner!
- (Continues below.)
- (After the game update on 5 August:)
- Morn: Agility is the winner!
- (Continues below.)
- Morn: You can still hand in any leftover tokens to me or convert them to mystery boxes.
- Morn: Yes... Yes...
- (One of the following is seen occasionally, and then continues below:)
- Morn: How about a bit more swording?
- Morn: I fancy a bit more magic...
- Morn: SWAP!
- (Only on first time.)
- Player: Morn? Shouldn't you be the host?
- Morn: Hello! Hello! Hello.
- Morn: We're going to have so much fun.
- This is Morn. He was the host of the Summer Skill Off but this time he has decided to take part himself.
- You feel like something is very very wrong.
- (Continues below)
- (After the first time.)
- Morn: Tee hee hee.
- (Continues below)
- Select an option
- What do I have to do here?
- Player: What am I supposed to be doing here?
- Morn: Tee hee hee!
- Morn: AHEM!
- Morn: World Guardian! Thank the gods you're here!
- Morn: Some MYSTERIOUS portals have opened behind me and there are DEMONS pouring out into the crater!
- Player: Huh, that's strange.
- Morn: Strange? Maybe.
- Morn: But they'll bring DEATH!
- Morn: And DESTRUCTION!
- Morn: I ask you to think of the children.
- Morn: Why won't you think of the children!?
- Player: ...
- Player: Morn, did you open these portals?
- Morn: YES!
- Morn: No.
- Morn: No. No. No.
- Player: I re-
- Morn: No! This is no time for idle chit chat!
- Morn: The people need a hero!
- Morn: A hero who can cut down these hideous creatures!
- Player: You mean me right?
- You can either slay demons from the left portal with melee attacks.
- Or you can slay demons from the right portal with magic.
- Matching Morn's suggestions will grant increased XP while skilling at this location!
- Morn: Tee hee hee!
- Player: What is wrong with this guy?
- (Shows previous options)
- Why are you taking part in the Winter Chill Off?
- Player: Why are you taking part in the Chill Off?
- Player: Isn't that a conflict of interest?
- Morn: No!
- Morn: Not at all!
- Morn: I'm giving the people what they want!
- Morn: DEMONS!
- Player: The people want demons?
- Morn: The people want EXCITEMENT!
- Morn: The people want KILLING!
- Morn: The people want BLOOD!
- Player: I'm not s-
- Morn: And you know what's really good at killing things?
- Player: ...?
- Morn: Blightreaver.
- Player: Bl-
- Morn: YES!
- Morn: How did you know!?
- Player: I didn't say anything, that was y-
- Morn: And do you know why Blightreaver is so effective?
- Player: ...
- Morn: ...
- Morn is staring at you expectantly.
- Player: Uh...
- Morn: ...
- Morn: Oh World Guardian, I had such high expectations..
- Morn: You've disappointed me.
- Morn: You've disappointed everyone.
- Player: What are you talking about?
- Morn: Don't worry!
- Morn: You may not know but I know some people that do!
- Morn: I ask again!
- Morn: Do you know why Blightreaver is so effective!?
- Morn looks around.
- Morn: ALL TOGETHER NOW!
- Morn: BECAUSE IT FEEDS ON THE BLOOD OF ITS ENEMIES!
- Player: ...
- Morn: Well done everyone!
- Morn: I knew I could always count on my fools!
- Player: ...
- Player: Who is he talking to?
- (Shows previous options)
- What happened to the winner of the Summer Skill Off?
- Player: What happened to the winner of the Summer Skill Off?
- Morn: Oh!
- Morn: Oh.
- Morn: Yes!
- Morn: He wanted to be set free!
- Player: Free?
- Player: Free from what exactly?
- Morn: Everything!
- Morn: Every.
- Morn: Thing.
- Player: Everything?
- Morn: I offered to grant his greatest wish!
- Morn: His hearts desire.
- Morn: Riches!
- Morn: Popularity!
- Morn: But in the end he chose freedom.
- Morn: He begged for freedom!
- Morn: Oh, how he begged.
- Player: ...
- (Shows previous options)
- Goodbye.
- Player: Bye Morn!
- Morn: I'll be waiting.