Dialogue for Morn

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Summer Skill Off[edit | edit source]

Before the event[edit | edit source]

Overhead lines[edit | edit source]

  • (One of the following is seen every two minutes:)
    • Morn: Hee! Hee! Hee!
    • Morn: Skills!
    • Morn: Snack Yak!
    • Morn: Summer!

Talk to[edit | edit source]

  • Morn: Hello! Hello. Hello!
  • Player: Hey?
  • Morn: Yes! YES! You're here! You're actually here!
  • Player: I am indeed here.
  • Morn: You know where you need to go?
  • Morn: The Spectacular Summer Skill Off.
  • Morn: Lumbridge Crater!
  • Morn: But not now.
  • Morn: No.
  • Morn: Later!
  • Morn: Monday!
  • Morn: Go there on Monday!
  • Morn: We'll be waiting.
  • Player: ...
  • Player: What just happened?

During the event[edit | edit source]

Talk to[edit | edit source]

  • (Only on first time:)
    • (Camera centers on Morn.)
    • Morn: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls!
    • Morn: I am delighted to welcome you to Gielinor's number one skilling based gameshow...
    • (Camera zooms closer to Morn.)
    • Morn: THE SPECTACULAR!
    • (Camera zooms closer to Morn.)
    • Morn: SUMMER!
    • (Camera zooms closer to Morn.)
    • Morn: SKILL OFF!
    • (Camera resumes normal position.)
    • Morn: It is a concept of my own creation!
    • Morn: My name is Morn and I am a genius!
    • Morn: A true genius.
    • Morn: And I am oh so generous.
    • Morn: Six contestants have entered, one of them will leave with a pile of riches.
    • Morn: My riches!
    • Morn: And they'll be able to make their wildest dreams come true.
    • (Continues below.)
  • (After the first time:)
    • Morn: Hello! Hello! Hello!
    • (Continues below.)
  • Select an option
    • How does the Skill Off work?
      • Player: How does the skill off work?
      • Morn: It's simple! Really, really simple.
      • Morn: Step 1.
      • Morn: Gather tokens by skilling ANYWHERE in the world and bring them back to the Skill Off.
      • Morn: Step 2.
      • Morn: Take the tokens to a skilling station and you'll get increased XP while skilling there.
      • Morn: Each 100 tokens you spend there will count as a vote for that skill!
      • Morn: You'll gain some boosted XP in that skill while doing so.
      • Morn: Step 3.
      • Morn: There is no step 3. That is all you have to do.
      • Morn: Step 4.
      • Morn: There is also no step 4. Were you not listening?
      • Morn: Step 5.
      • Morn: At the end of the day the least popular skill, as in the skill with the least votes, will be eliminated from the competition.
      • Morn: BAM!
      • Morn: GONE!
      • Morn: OBLITERATED!
      • Morn: Well, not entirely.
      • Morn: You'll still be able to skill there but you can't vote for it anymore so you'll miss out on that sweet, sweet boosted XP.
      • Morn: So make sure to vote for your favourite skills if you want to keep them around!
      • Player: Sounds simple enough, is that all?
      • Morn: Yes!
      • Morn: Actually no!
      • Morn: As skills are eliminated all of the non eliminated skills will have their XP rates increased, another reason to keep them around!
      • Morn: There's also some incentives for people who take part in the voting.
      • Morn: Especially for you.
      • Player: Got it!
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • What is the current state of the Skill Off?
      • Player: What's the current state of the skill off?
      • Morn: Skills! So many skills.
      • (Camera centers on Peter.)
      • Morn: This is Cookie, cooking is his passion and he's not even good at that. But he's representing the Cooking still anyway!
      • Morn: We all love a tryer.
      • (After the first day:)
        • Morn: ELIMINATED!
        • Morn: YOU'RE OUT OF BUSINESS!
        • (Continues below.)
      • (Camera centers on Joey.)
      • Morn: Baldy over here with his itty bitty cauldron is trying to represent Herblore!
      • Morn: Honestly, baldness is the least of his concerns.
      • (After the fourth day:)
        • Morn: ELIMINATED!
        • Morn: BALD FOREVER!
        • (Continues below.)
      • (Camera centers on Gunther.)
      • Morn: Then we have Tingle on Hunter! He likes wolpertingers a little too much.
      • Morn: Way too much.
      • (After the second day:)
        • Morn: ELIMINATED!
        • Morn: HUNTED LIKE THE ANIMAL YOU ARE!
        • (Continues below.)
      • (Camera centers on Gabe.)
      • Morn: Gobbles is on Agility!
      • Morn: A true friend of the animals, because no one else will be his friend.
      • (After the fifth day:)
        • Morn: ELIMINATED!
        • Morn: KILLED!
        • Morn: Not literally.
        • (Continues below.)
      • (Camera centers on the Dungeoneering hole.)
      • Morn: This is a big hole. You should jump in it. I'm 90% sure you can Dungeoneer down there.
      • (Camera centers on Eva.)
      • Morn: And finally we have this massive nerd on Runecrafting!
      • Morn: Maybe she could be friends with Gabe.
      • (After the third day:)
        • Morn: ELIMINATED!
        • Morn: OBLITERATED!
        • (Continues below.)
      • Player: Thanks for the run down.
      • (Camera resumes normal position.)
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • Are there any rewards I can earn?
      • Player: Are there any special rewards for contributing?
      • Morn: Why, yes! Yes there are! I am so glad you asked!
      • (Camera centers on Randall.)
      • Morn: Have you seen this sword!?
      • Morn: Isn't it fantastic?
      • Morn: Aren't you amazed?
      • Player: It looks kind of sinister.
      • Morn: Yes! yes! So very sinister!
      • Morn: But best of all...
      • Morn: It wants you to have it.
      • Player: ...
      • Player: Wait, what?
      • Morn: I said, I want you to have it.
      • Morn: But I can't just give it to you.
      • Morn: Oh, no.
      • Morn: That would be suspicious, far too suspicious.
      • Morn: You're going to have to earn it.
      • Player: ...
      • Player: Why are you telling me this?
      • Morn: Because we're friends!
      • Morn: The best of friends!
      • Player: Right...
      • (Camera pans to the snack yak.)
      • Player: What about the snack yak?
      • Morn: The snack yak!
      • Player: It looks pretty adorable!
      • Morn: Yes! Such a majestic beast covered in delectable delicacies!
      • Morn: Just look how fluffy it is!
      • Morn: So cute and cuddly!
      • (Camera pans slowly back to Randall.)
      • Morn: It's so sharp...
      • Player: Sharp?
      • Morn: So powerful...
      • Morn: ...
      • Morn: Let him in.
      • Morn: ...
      • Player: Let the yak in?
      • (Camera pans to the snack yak.)
      • Morn: The yak!
      • Morn: Yes, the yak.
      • Morn: Let the yak in!
      • (Camera resumes normal position.)
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • Where did you get that outfit?
      • Player: Where did you get that creepy jester outfit?
      • Morn: Creepy?
      • Morn: Not creepy!
      • Morn: Stylish, desirable, fantabulous, maybe?
      • Player: Where did you get it?
      • Morn: Solomon.
      • Morn: Solomon and his store!
      • Morn: So many wares, this one's the best.
      • Player: Alright. Thank you! I'll check it out I guess.
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • Goodbye
      • Player: Goodbye!
      • Morn: Don't be a stranger!
      • Player: I won't!
      • Morn: You better not.

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Without Skill Off tokens[edit | edit source]
  • You do not have anything to hand in.
With Skill Off tokens[edit | edit source]
With rewards left to unclock[edit | edit source]
  • Warning
  • If you want to make event progress and gain XP at the same time you should use your skill tokens at a skilling station! However, you can hand in skill tokens here if you are only interested in the cosmetic rewards.
  • Do you wish to continue?
    • No
      • (Dialogue terminates.)
    • Yes
      • You hand in [number] Skill off tokens. You need to hand in [number]K more to complete the event.
      • (If rewards weren't unlocked, and no rewards have been unlocked previously:)
        • Morn: You need to bring me more skill tokens if you want to claim more rewards.
      • (If rewards were unlocked:)
        • (Without space for the rewards:)
          • You do not have enough inventory space for some of the rewards. Please make some space and try again.
          • (Continues below.)
        • (With space for the rewards:)
          • (If a big event mystery box is rewarded:)
            • Congratulations, you have unlocked the Big Event mystery box.
            • (Continues below.)
          • (If Blightreaver is rewarded:)
            • Congratulations, you have unlocked the Blightreaver override. You can find this in the customisations interface.
            • (Continues below.)
          • (If the snack yak is rewarded:)
            • Congratulations, you have unlocked the Snack Yak. You can find this in the pet interface.
            • (Continues below.)
          • Morn: There you are!
          • (Continues below.)
      • (If some of the rewards have been unlocked:)
        • You have unlocked [number]/4 of the rewards for the Spectacular Summer Skill Off event.
        • (If there are still rewards to unlock, and none were just claimed:)
          • Morn: We have more rewards to offer, should you bring me more skill tokens.
With all rewards unclocked[edit | edit source]
  • You have unlocked all of the rewards available for this event. You can convert any remaining currency into consumable rewards.

Kill Jester[edit | edit source]

  • You can't kill Morn, he is our friend, he's here to help us.

Claim Rewards[edit | edit source]

Without rewards to claim and none claimed[edit | edit source]
  • Morn: You need to bring me more skill tokens if you want to claim more rewards.
Without rewards to claim and some claimed[edit | edit source]
  • You have unlocked [number]/4 of the rewards for the Spectacular Summer Skill Off event.
  • Morn: We have more rewards to offer, should you bring me more skill tokens.
With rewards to claim[edit | edit source]
Without space for the rewards[edit | edit source]
  • You do not have enough inventory space for some of the rewards. Please make some space and try again.
  • You have unlocked [number]/4 of the rewards for the Spectacular Summer Skill Off event.
  • Morn: We have more rewards to offer, should you bring me more skill tokens.
With space for the rewards[edit | edit source]
  • Congratulations, you have unlocked the [reward].
  • You have unlocked [number]/4 of the rewards for the Spectacular Summer Skill Off event.
  • Morn: There you are!
With all rewards claimed[edit | edit source]
  • You have unlocked all of the rewards available for this event. You can use any remaining skill tokens at the skilling stations or convert them into mystery boxes.
  • Morn: You have already claimed all the rewards we have to offer.

After the event[edit | edit source]

Talk to[edit | edit source]

  • Morn: Hello! Hello! Hello!
  • Morn: The event is all over now!
  • (Before the game update on 5 August:)
    • Morn: Dungeoneering is the winner!
    • (Continues below.)
  • (After the game update on 5 August:)
    • Morn: Agility is the winner!
    • (Continues below.)
  • Morn: You can still hand in any leftover tokens to me or convert them to mystery boxes.
  • Morn: Yes... Yes...

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Kill Jester[edit | edit source]

Claim Rewards[edit | edit source]

Winter Chill Off[edit | edit source]

Overhead lines[edit | edit source]

  • (One of the following is seen occasionally, and then continues below:)
    • Morn: How about a bit more swording?
    • Morn: I fancy a bit more magic...
  • Morn: SWAP!

Talk to[edit | edit source]

  • (Only on first time.)
    • Player: Morn? Shouldn't you be the host?
    • Morn: Hello! Hello! Hello.
    • Morn: We're going to have so much fun.
    • This is Morn. He was the host of the Summer Skill Off but this time he has decided to take part himself.
    • You feel like something is very very wrong.
    • (Continues below)
  • (After the first time.)
    • Morn: Tee hee hee.
    • (Continues below)
  • Select an option
    • What do I have to do here?
      • Player: What am I supposed to be doing here?
      • Morn: Tee hee hee!
      • Morn: AHEM!
      • Morn: World Guardian! Thank the gods you're here!
      • Morn: Some MYSTERIOUS portals have opened behind me and there are DEMONS pouring out into the crater!
      • Player: Huh, that's strange.
      • Morn: Strange? Maybe.
      • Morn: But they'll bring DEATH!
      • Morn: And DESTRUCTION!
      • Morn: I ask you to think of the children.
      • Morn: Why won't you think of the children!?
      • Player: ...
      • Player: Morn, did you open these portals?
      • Morn: YES!
      • Morn: No.
      • Morn: No. No. No.
      • Player: I re-
      • Morn: No! This is no time for idle chit chat!
      • Morn: The people need a hero!
      • Morn: A hero who can cut down these hideous creatures!
      • Player: You mean me right?
      • You can either slay demons from the left portal with melee attacks.
      • Or you can slay demons from the right portal with magic.
      • Matching Morn's suggestions will grant increased XP while skilling at this location!
      • Morn: Tee hee hee!
      • Player: What is wrong with this guy?
      • (Shows previous options)
    • Why are you taking part in the Winter Chill Off?
      • Player: Why are you taking part in the Chill Off?
      • Player: Isn't that a conflict of interest?
      • Morn: No!
      • Morn: Not at all!
      • Morn: I'm giving the people what they want!
      • Morn: DEMONS!
      • Player: The people want demons?
      • Morn: The people want EXCITEMENT!
      • Morn: The people want KILLING!
      • Morn: The people want BLOOD!
      • Player: I'm not s-
      • Morn: And you know what's really good at killing things?
      • Player: ...?
      • Morn: Blightreaver.
      • Player: Bl-
      • Morn: YES!
      • Morn: How did you know!?
      • Player: I didn't say anything, that was y-
      • Morn: And do you know why Blightreaver is so effective?
      • Player: ...
      • Morn: ...
      • Morn is staring at you expectantly.
      • Player: Uh...
      • Morn: ...
      • Morn: Oh World Guardian, I had such high expectations..
      • Morn: You've disappointed me.
      • Morn: You've disappointed everyone.
      • Player: What are you talking about?
      • Morn: Don't worry!
      • Morn: You may not know but I know some people that do!
      • Morn: I ask again!
      • Morn: Do you know why Blightreaver is so effective!?
      • Morn looks around.
      • Morn: ALL TOGETHER NOW!
      • Morn: BECAUSE IT FEEDS ON THE BLOOD OF ITS ENEMIES!
      • Player: ...
      • Morn: Well done everyone!
      • Morn: I knew I could always count on my fools!
      • Player: ...
      • Player: Who is he talking to?
      • (Shows previous options)
    • What happened to the winner of the Summer Skill Off?
      • Player: What happened to the winner of the Summer Skill Off?
      • Morn: Oh!
      • Morn: Oh.
      • Morn: Yes!
      • Morn: He wanted to be set free!
      • Player: Free?
      • Player: Free from what exactly?
      • Morn: Everything!
      • Morn: Every.
      • Morn: Thing.
      • Player: Everything?
      • Morn: I offered to grant his greatest wish!
      • Morn: His hearts desire.
      • Morn: Riches!
      • Morn: Popularity!
      • Morn: But in the end he chose freedom.
      • Morn: He begged for freedom!
      • Morn: Oh, how he begged.
      • Player: ...
      • (Shows previous options)
    • Goodbye.
      • Player: Bye Morn!
      • Morn: I'll be waiting.