Dialogue for Monkey (pet)
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Baby[edit | edit source]
- Baby monkey: Wanna go play in the trees?
- Player: Maybe later - I can't right now.
- Baby monkey: Why not?
- Player: I can't climb and swing as well as you can.
- Baby monkey: You don't want to play in the trees with me?
- Player: Yes, I...
- Player: Who wants a banana?
- Baby monkey: Me! Me! I want a banana!
- Player: Phew, crisis averted.
Adult[edit | edit source]
Conversation 1[edit | edit source]
- Monkey: So why do you walk so funny all the time? Your knuckles barely even touch the ground.
- Player: I should hope they don't touch the ground at all!
- Monkey: Why, though? Is there something wrong with your back?
- Player: Yes, it's called good posture.
- Monkey: Ouch, sounds painful. I hope I don't catch it.
- Player: I don't think there's much chance of that...
Conversation 2[edit | edit source]
- Monkey: I want a banana!
- Player: 'I want', never gets.
- Monkey: Well, what DO I have to say to get a banana, then? What's the 'magic word'?
- Player: If I told you what the 'magic word' was, you'd just ask for a banana again.
- Monkey: Of course I would.
- Player: And that's why I'm not going to tell you.
- Monkey: Please tell me what the magic word is, pleaaaaase...
- Player: 'Pleaaaaase'.
- Monkey: Fine, don't tell me. Humph.
Conversation 3[edit | edit source]
- Monkey: Hey, you!
- Player: Who, me?
- Monkey: Yes, you!
- Player: What do you want?
- Monkey: Where did all your fur and tail go?
- Player: I was a bad little monkey that kept asking silly questions, so all my fur fell out and my tail dropped off.
- Monkey: Oh no! No wonder you're so mean and grumpy all the time.
- Player: Yes, I...
- Player: Hey!
Conversation 4[edit | edit source]
- Monkey: On Karamja.
- Player: Mighty Karamja.
- Monkey: Shaikahan eats, tonight.
- Player: On Karamja.
- Monkey: Mighty Karamja.
- Player: Shaikahan sleeps, tonight.
- Player: Woooooo, hoo hoooo hooooo, hey, Marimbo, hey.
- Monkey: Marimbo, hey. Marimbo, hey. Marimbo, hey. Marimbo, hey...
Conversation 5[edit | edit source]
On Ape Atoll, with the player transformed into a big zombie monkey
- Player: BRAAAAINS!
- Monkey: Argh! Stop it! That's not funny.
- Player: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!
- Monkey: Marimbo, save me!
- Player: OK, I'm sorry. I'll stop.
- Monkey: Just don't do that again; you'll give me bad dreams.
- Player: Aww, now I feel bad.
Conversation 6[edit | edit source]
On Ape Atoll with the player transformed into a bearded gorilla, karamjan monkey, medium ninja monkey, or blue faced gorilla
- Monkey: ...
- Player: ...
- Monkey: ...
- Player: What? Why are you looking at me like that?
- Monkey: Umm, how are you a mon-?
- Player: Do you honestly want to know?
- Monkey: All I want to know is if I will lose my fur and tail in a minute, due to us swapping species?
- Player: No.
- Monkey: Then I'm going to put this down to a bad banana flashback and say no more about it.