Dialogue for Minitrice

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Conversation 1[edit | edit source]

  • Player: What are you, exactly?
  • Minitrice: I minitrice.
  • Player: And what's a minitrice?
  • Minitrice: Fearsome creature that kill with single glance!
  • Player: Is that so? Then why do you look like a feathered frog?
  • Minitrice: ...

Conversation 2[edit | edit source]

  • Minitrice: You deaded me!
  • Player: Okay, okay, let's leave all that in the past.
  • Minitrice: But you deaded me!
  • Player: It was an accident.
  • Minitrice: No accident; you deaded me on purpose!
  • Player: Uh-huh. What can I do to make up for it?
  • Minitrice: Nothing. I get payback, I'll dead you!
  • Player: Riiight. You're just a baby. Give it your best shot.
  • Minitrice: **Stares hard**
  • Player: ...
  • Minitrice: ...
  • Player: Oh, no! My eyes are burning!
  • Minitrice: Mwa-ha-ha! Me told you I dead you!
  • Player: And I told you that you're just a baby. I can't believe you fell for that!

Conversation 3[edit | edit source]

  • Minitrice: Me kill you.
  • Player: Yes, yes, I know.
  • Minitrice: Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but me kill you.
  • Player: I await the day.
  • Minitrice: We understand each other, hooman. Now, when's dinner time?
  • Player: You're very hard to love, you know that?