Dialogue for Miner (Jatizso)

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  • When greeting the Miner, one of the following conversations will occur:
    • Dialogue 1
      • Miner: My back is killing me!
      • Player: Could be worse, it could be the trolls killing you.
      • Miner: How very droll.
      • Player: No, troll.
      • Miner: Bah! I resist your attempts at jollity.
    • Dialogue 2
      • Miner: This place rocks!
      • Player: No it doesn't, it stays perfectly still.
      • Miner: Bah! Be quiet, pedant.
    • Dialogue 3
      • Player: How's your prospecting going?
      • Miner: Mine's going pretty well.
      • Player: ...
      • Miner: Mine? Mine...you get it?
      • Player: Oh, I got it. That doesn't make it funny though.
      • Miner: Suit yourself.
    • Dialogue 4
      • Miner: Gah! Trolls everywhere. There's no escape!
      • Player: You could just leave the mine.
      • Miner: Oh, I'd never thought of that.
    • Dialogue 5
      • Miner: I've been here for two days straight. When I close my eyes I see rocks.
      • Player: Why would anyone stay here for so long?
      • Miner: I fear the outside. I fear the big light.
      • Player: Oh dear. Being underground for so long may have driven you mad.
    • Dialogue 6
      • Miner: High hoe, high hoe!
      • Player: Why are you singing about farming implements at altitude?
      • Miner: I don't know, I've never thought about it. Ask my Dad, he taught me the song.