Dialogue for Mike

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• Mike: Wanna buy some clothes? Good quality, none of yer rags.
• Player: Where did that pillar come from?
• Mike: You wanna buy it?
• Player: Is it for sale?
• Mike: Would you buy it if it was?
• Player: If it was could you sell it to me?
• Mike: If I couldn't would you still give me the money?
• Player: No.
• Player: Where did this pillar come from?
• Mike: Dunno. There are a load of islands out this way, and a lot of them have little bits and pieces like this scattered around.
• Mike: The way I see it, there must have been some more people out here at one point, then they went away.
• Player: Where?
• Mike: Search me.
• Player: I'd rather not.