Dialogue for Mess Sergeant Ramsey

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Mess Sergeant Ramsey says one of these at Random when talking to him

  • Mess Sergeant Ramsey: Where is the library? What am I saying? I mean where is the cheese? Can I help you?
  • Mess Sergeant Ramsey: Where is the grapefruit? Has anyone seen my grapefruit? Can I help you?
  • Mess Sergeant Ramsey: What happened to the meat I've been stacking? Who took it? Can I help you?
  • Mess Sergeant Ramsey: I had a tray of hors d'oevres here a moment ago! Where are they? Can I help you?
  • Mess Sergeant Ramsey: Where are my trousers? Oh! I'm wearing them! Can I help you?
  • Mess Sergeant Ramsey: Where is the mouse? This recipe requires a mouse! Wait, not a mouse, a moose! Wait, not a moose, some mousse! Can I help you?
    • I need cooking supplies.
    • Tell me more about cooking.
      • Mess Sergeant Ramsey: Cooking is how you turn all of your fine but inedible ingredients into something you can eat. Eating is important, especially when you've been wounded in battle. You'll find a lot of food items in the world. Cook everything you find! Cook things that seem like no one would ever eat them. The only way to get better at it is to practice. So cook all the fish you catch, all the potatoes you grow, and your skill will improve. Better cooks make better food, but of course you need better ingredients. Fishing and farming can help you with that.
    • Tell me about the skills menu.
      • Opens the skill menu tutorial
    • Farewell.