Dialogue for Meg

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At Player-owned ports[edit | edit source]

Talking to Meg[edit | edit source]

First time[edit | edit source]

  • Meg: Hi the- Oh, good Guthix...it's you! I mean, it's really you! I am such a fan! I've been following your adventures for - well, -forever! I'm an adventurer myself. Well, okay, I'm not a proper adventurer - certainly not of your calibre - but I've been on a couple of adventures. Okay, one. Okay, so I daydreamed about an adventure, but it's something I really want to do! I'm Meg by the way... I..erm...already know your name.

Thereafter[edit | edit source]

  • Meg: Hi, it's so cool to see you again!
    • How are your adventures going?
      • Meg: Well, I was about to go on one...but I could use a little advice if you're up for it. I'll give you some of the treasure I find as a thank-you!
        • Sure, ask away.
          • Meg asks you three questions; to each question you give an answer, and then Meg responds.
            • After each answer prior to the final answer Meg may respond with any one of the following: 
              • Meg: Good idea!
              • Meg: Gotcha! Thanks. One more...quick thing?
              • Meg: Hrm... Are you sure? Wait, of course you're sure, you know your stuff! Thanks for the advice!
              • Meg: Is that right? It sounds... No, I'm sure it's right. You're never wrong!
              • Meg: Mhm, yep, got that. Just let me write that down...how do I spell that?
              • Meg: Of course! Brilliant, thanks!
              • Meg: Oh, yeah that makes sense. Thanks!
              • Meg: Oh, okay. I think I can handle that.
            • After all questions are answered Meg may respond with any one of the following: 
              • Meg: Okay, that's everything. I can do it... With your advice, I can brace the terrors that await me. Wish me luck.
              • Meg: Okay, that should be everything. I'll set off now and put your advice to good use.
              • Meg: Thanks for the advice[sic] you're the best. Okay, I shall try not to die!
            • After Meg gives her response to your final answer: 
              • Meg teleports away.
        • Not just yet.
          • (Shows previous options)
    • How are you?
      • At Stage 1: 
        • Meg: I'm okay, I guess. It's just...well, it's just that I know I'm not as good at this whole adventure thing as I could be. I mean, I try and slay a goblin and I end up stabbing myself in the leeg. That's why I need you - I mean, you can help me to not be so...so...well, bad!
          • (Shows other options)
      • At Stage 2: 
        • Meg: I'm good...I think. I'm getting a little better at this whole adventurer gig. I mean, I still can't quite work out which way my sword's meant to go, but I'm getting there.
          • (Shows other options)
      • At Stage 3: 
        • Meg: Pretty good, actually. I'm starting to get quite good at all of this. I mean, only yesterday I was attacked by a highwayman and I was able to keep almost all of my money. Well, half. Okay, I got to keep a couple of coins, but for me that's progress.
          • (Shows other options)
      • At Stage 4: 
        • Meg: I'm good thanks to you. I've just joined the Champions' Guild so I think I'm getting good at this. I always wanted to be an adventurer, and now - thanks to you - I am.
          • (Shows other options)
    • What can you tell me about yourself?
      • Meg: You...you want to know about me? Oh, good Guthix! It's like all my dreams came true at once! Well, my name's Meg - I mean, I think I told you that already - and I'm an adventurer. Well, I mean I'd like to be an adventurer. At the moment I'm more of a novice adventurer...but I'd like to be more.
        • At Stage 1, Stage 2, and Stage 3: 
          • Meg: Currently my adventurers[sic] have been less than successful. I tried to take an egg from a chicken's nest... it didn't go well. I ended up hiding in the river for a week, living off reeds and inseects. Those chickens were evil!
            • (Shows other options)
        • At Stage 4: 
          • Meg: My adventures have been more successful recently, thanks to you. I've started expanding my travels beyond Lumbridge and out into the wider world. Maybe one day I'll even be good enough to head out to the Eastern lands.
            • If you meet at least one requirement for Player Owned Ports
              • Meg: Perhaps I'll be able to sail out on one of your ships.
                • (Shows other options)
            • If you do not yet meet any requirement for Player Owned Ports
              • Meg: I've heard some amazing things about them.
                • (Shows other options)
    • Shut up Meg
      • Meg: OK!

After Meg returns from her latest adventure[edit | edit source]

  • Meg may greet you with any one of the following: 
    • Meg: Oh, wow! I can't believe how amazing that was. Nothing went wrong. I didn't fall over my feet - not that I do that much - and no one threw rocks at me or anything like that. I even found some amazing treasure. Here, you deserve a big share, I couldn't have done it without you!
    • Meg: Oh, it was amazing. I followed your advice and - while I did encounter a few problems - I prevailed. I brought you back a share of my treasure, just as I promised.
    • Meg: That did not go as well as I expected. Im sorry, but I wasn't able to get the loot that I intended to. Here's what I did find, though. I'll do better next time.
    • Meg: Oh, good Guthix, it was horrible! I barely escaped with my life. I-I must have gotten your advice mixed up, I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm such a fool. I'll do better next time, I really will. Please, don't give up on me - I know I can be a better adventurer. I just need practice.
  • After Meg greets you:  
    • Meg gives you a chest filled with spoils of her last adventure.

At New Varrock[edit | edit source]

  • Meg: I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. I just wanted to help...