Dialogue for Marion

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When talked to[edit | edit source]

  • Marion: What can I get you?
  • Select An Option
    • What do you have to drink?
      • Player: What do you have to drink?
      • Marion: I've got regular beer or you can try the house speciality - Ranger's Aid. We've even got a batch of the mature stuff. Careful, though: that will blow your socks off!
      • Select An Option
        • I'll have a beer.
          • Player: I'll have a beer.
          • Marion: That'll be 2 coins.
          • Player: Here you go.
          • Marion: And here you go!
          • Player: Thanks!
        • I'll take a Ranger's Aid.
          • Player: I'll take a Ranger's Aid.
          • Marion: That'll be 25 coins.
          • (Same as above.)
        • I'll try a mature Ranger's Aid.
          • Player: I'll try a mature Ranger's Aid.
          • Marion: That'll be 50 coins.
          • (Same as above.)
        • I'm okay for now, actually.
          • Player: I'm okay for now, actually.
          • Marion: Suit yourself.
    • Do you have anything to eat?
    • Player: Do you have anything to eat?
    • Marion: There's our world-famous skewered kebab! Only 25 coins.
    • Select An Option
      • I'll try one of those.
        • Player: I'll try one of those.
        • Marion: That'll be 25 coins.
        • Player: Here you go.
        • Marion: And here you go!
        • Player: Thanks!
      • What's one of those?
        • Player: What's one of those?
        • Marion: It's the finest roast meat and grilled vegetables, skewered with one of Geoff's arrows. Fancy one?
        • Select An Option
          • I'll try one of those.
            • (Same as above.)
          • Food on an arrow? Isn't that a bit impractical?
            • Player: Food on an arrow? Isn't that a bit impractical?
            • Marion: Not for me! Geoff makes tons of the things, saves them going to waste.
            • Select An Option
              • Don't you stab yourself in the face when eating it?
                • Player: Don't you stab yourself in the face when eating it?
                • Marion: You could try not sticking the pointy end in your mouth - you know, eat it side on.
                • Player: ...
                • Marion: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
                • Select An Option
                  • What do you have to drink?
                    • (Same as above.)
                  • Let's chat.
                    • (Same as below.)
                  • I'll be going now.
                    • (Same as below.)
              • Fair enough.
                • Player: Fair enough.
                • Marion: So, was there anything you wanted?
                • Select An Option
                  • What do you have to drink?
                    • (Same as above.)
                  • Do you have anything to eat?
                    • (Same as above.)
                  • Let's chat.
                    • (Same as below.)
                  • Nothing, actually.
                    • (Same as below.)
              • I'll be going now.
                • Player: I'll be going now.
          • I'm okay for now, actually.
            • (Same as below.)
      • I'm okay for now, actually.
        • Player: I'm okay for now, actually.
        • Marion: Suit yourself.
    • Let's chat.
      • Player: Let's chat.
      • Marion: What about?
      • Select An Option
        • What are you doing in a place like this?
          • Player: What are you doing in a place like this?
          • Marion: Not quite the typical bartender, am I?
          • Select An Option
            • Was bartending something you aspired to do?
              • Player: Was bartending something you aspired to do?
              • Marion: Oh no, I used to live the life of a bandit before I settled down here.
              • Select An Option
                • What was it like being a bandit?
                  • Player: What was it like being a bandit?
                  • Marion: Oh, those were the days. We used to rob from the rich...
                  • Player: ...and give to the poor?
                  • Marion: Erm, yeah.
                  • Player: ...
                  • Marion: ...
                  • Player: So, what made you change your ways and settle down?
                  • Marion: My trophies! Look at them - aren't they shiny?
                  • Select An Option
                    • Yes, very!
                      • Player: Yes, very!
                      • Marion: They're my pride and joy. I couldn't keep them in a mouldy old bandit tent, you see, so I had to find a better home for them.
                      • Select An Option
                        • How did you get them?
                          • Player: How did you get them?
                          • Marion: Archery competitions at the Ranging Guild. I used to be able to hit a bullseye from a mile away in high winds.
                          • Select An Option
                            • Wow!
                              • Player: Wow!
                              • Marion: That was until the 'incident', however.
                              • Player: Incident?
                              • Marion: Because of it, I lost my skill with the bow. Let's just say that it involved a butter churn and a chinchompa.
                              • Player: A chinchompa?
                              • Marion: Poor Fluffy. Why? WHY?
                              • Player: Let's talk about something else, shall we?
                              • Marion: Like what?
                              • (Returns to the initial options.)
                            • Used to?
                              • Player: Used to?
                              • Marion: There was an 'incident'.
                              • Player: Incident?
                              • (Same as above.)
                        • Let's talk about something else.
                          • (Same as below.)
                    • I guess.
                      • Player: I guess.
                      • Marion: They're my pride and joy. I couldn't keep them in a mouldy old bandit tent, you see, so I had to find a better home for them.
                      • (Same as above.)
                    • *Snore*
                      • Player: ZzZzZz.
                      • Marion: They're my pride and joy. I couldn't keep them in a mouldy old bandit tent, you see, so I had to find a better home for them.
                      • (Same as above.)
                • You were a filthy criminal!
                  • Player: You were a filthy criminal!
                  • Marion: Hey! I used to have a bath every other Duneday!
                  • Player: ...
                  • Marion: I said 'used to'...
                  • Player: So, what made you change your ways and settle down?
                  • (Same as above.)
                • Let's talk about something else.
                  • Player: Let's talk about something else.
                  • Marion: What do you want to talk about?
                  • Select An Option
                    • What do you have to drink?
                      • (Same as above.)
                    • Do you have anything to eat?
                      • (Same as above.)
                    • Let's chat.
                      • (Same as above.)
                    • Nothing, actually.
                      • (Same as above.)
            • Not really, no.
              • Player: Not really, no.
              • Marion: Yeah, I used to live the life of a bandit before I settled down here.
              • Select An Option
                • What was it like being a bandit?
                  • (Same as above.)
                • You were a filthy criminal!
                  • (Same as above.)
                • Let's talk about something else.
                  • (Same as above.)
            • Let's talk about something else.
              • (Same as above.)
        • Isn't it dangerous having him throwing arrows around like that?
          • Player: Isn't it dangerous having him throwing arrows around like that?
          • Marion: Oh, I'm sure nothing bad could ever happen. We're very responsible here at the Poison Arrow.
          • Player: Hmm.
          • Select An Option
            • What do you have to drink?
              • (Same as above.)
            • Do you have anything to eat?
              • (Same as above.)
            • Let's chat?
              • (Same as above.)
            • Nothing, actually.
              • (Same as below.)
        • What's the deal with the squirrel?
          • Player: What's the deal with the squirrel?
          • Marion: Oh, Geoff looks after him. Best speak with him if you want to know more.
          • Player: Let's talk about something else, shall we?
          • Marion: Such as?
          • Select An Option
            • What do you have to drink?
              • (Same as above.)
            • Do you have anything to eat?
              • (Same as above.)
            • Let's chat?
              • (Same as above.)
            • Nothing, actually.
              • (Same as below.)
        • Nothing, actually.
          • Player: Nothing, actually.
          • Marion: Just give me a shout if you change your mind.
    • Nothing, actually.
      • (Same as above)

Overhead lines[edit | edit source]

  • (One of the following is seen randomly when Marion polishes the trophy:)
    • Dazzling!
    • Much better.
    • Shiny!
    • Those were the days.