Dialogue for Marion

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When talked to

• Marion: What can I get you?
• Select An Option
  • What do you have to drink?
    • Player: What do you have to drink?
    • Marion: I've got regular beer or you can try the house speciality - Ranger's Aid. We've even got a batch of the mature stuff. Careful, though: that will blow your socks off!
    • Select An Option
      • I'll have a beer.
        • Player: I'll have a beer.
        • Marion: That'll be 2 coins.
        • Player: Here you go.
        • Marion: And here you go!
        • Player: Thanks!
      • I'll take a Ranger's Aid.
        • Player: I'll take a Ranger's Aid.
        • Marion: That'll be 25 coins.
        • (Same as above.)
      • I'll try a mature Ranger's Aid.
        • Player: I'll try a mature Ranger's Aid.
        • Marion: That'll be 50 coins.
        • (Same as above.)
      • I'm okay for now, actually.
        • Player: I'm okay for now, actually.
        • Marion: Suit yourself.
  • Do you have anything to eat?
  • Player: Do you have anything to eat?
  • Marion: There's our world-famous skewered kebab! Only 25 coins.
  • Select An Option
    • I'll try one of those.
      • Player: I'll try one of those.
      • Marion: That'll be 25 coins.
      • Player: Here you go.
      • Marion: And here you go!
      • Player: Thanks!
    • What's one of those?
      • Player: What's one of those?
      • Marion: It's the finest roast meat and grilled vegetables, skewered with one of Geoff's arrows. Fancy one?
      • Select An Option
        • I'll try one of those.
          • (Same as above.)
        • Food on an arrow? Isn't that a bit impractical?
          • Player: Food on an arrow? Isn't that a bit impractical?
          • Marion: Not for me! Geoff makes tons of the things, saves them going to waste.
          • Select An Option
            • Don't you stab yourself in the face when eating it?
              • Player: Don't you stab yourself in the face when eating it?
              • Marion: You could try not sticking the pointy end in your mouth - you know, eat it side on.
              • Player: ...
              • Marion: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
              • Select An Option
                • What do you have to drink?
                  • (Same as above.)
                • Let's chat.
                  • (Same as below.)
                • I'll be going now.
                  • (Same as below.)
            • Fair enough.
              • Player: Fair enough.
              • Marion: So, was there anything you wanted?
              • Select An Option
                • What do you have to drink?
                  • (Same as above.)
                • Do you have anything to eat?
                  • (Same as above.)
                • Let's chat.
                  • (Same as below.)
                • Nothing, actually.
                  • (Same as below.)
            • I'll be going now.
              • Player: I'll be going now.
        • I'm okay for now, actually.
          • (Same as below.)
    • I'm okay for now, actually.
      • Player: I'm okay for now, actually.
      • Marion: Suit yourself.
  • Let's chat.
    • Player: Let's chat.
    • Marion: What about?
    • Select An Option
      • What are you doing in a place like this?
        • Player: What are you doing in a place like this?
        • Marion: Not quite the typical bartender, am I?
        • Select An Option
          • Was bartending something you aspired to do?
            • Player: Was bartending something you aspired to do?
            • Marion: Oh no, I used to live the life of a bandit before I settled down here.
            • Select An Option
              • What was it like being a bandit?
                • Player: What was it like being a bandit?
                • Marion: Oh, those were the days. We used to rob from the rich...
                • Player: ...and give to the poor?
                • Marion: Erm, yeah.
                • Player: ...
                • Marion: ...
                • Player: So, what made you change your ways and settle down?
                • Marion: My trophies! Look at them - aren't they shiny?
                • Select An Option
                  • Yes, very!
                    • Player: Yes, very!
                    • Marion: They're my pride and joy. I couldn't keep them in a mouldy old bandit tent, you see, so I had to find a better home for them.
                    • Select An Option
                      • How did you get them?
                        • Player: How did you get them?
                        • Marion: Archery competitions at the Ranging Guild. I used to be able to hit a bullseye from a mile away in high winds.
                        • Select An Option
                          • Wow!
                            • Player: Wow!
                            • Marion: That was until the 'incident', however.
                            • Player: Incident?
                            • Marion: Because of it, I lost my skill with the bow. Let's just say that it involved a butter churn and a chinchompa.
                            • Player: A chinchompa?
                            • Marion: Poor Fluffy. Why? WHY?
                            • Player: Let's talk about something else, shall we?
                            • Marion: Like what?
                            • (Returns to the initial options.)
                          • Used to?
                            • Player: Used to?
                            • Marion: There was an 'incident'.
                            • Player: Incident?
                            • (Same as above.)
                      • Let's talk about something else.
                        • (Same as below.)
                  • I guess.
                    • Player: I guess.
                    • Marion: They're my pride and joy. I couldn't keep them in a mouldy old bandit tent, you see, so I had to find a better home for them.
                    • (Same as above.)
                  • *Snore*
                    • Player: ZzZzZz.
                    • Marion: They're my pride and joy. I couldn't keep them in a mouldy old bandit tent, you see, so I had to find a better home for them.
                    • (Same as above.)
              • You were a filthy criminal!
                • Player: You were a filthy criminal!
                • Marion: Hey! I used to have a bath every other Duneday!
                • Player: ...
                • Marion: I said 'used to'...
                • Player: So, what made you change your ways and settle down?
                • (Same as above.)
              • Let's talk about something else.
                • Player: Let's talk about something else.
                • Marion: What do you want to talk about?
                • Select An Option
                  • What do you have to drink?
                    • (Same as above.)
                  • Do you have anything to eat?
                    • (Same as above.)
                  • Let's chat.
                    • (Same as above.)
                  • Nothing, actually.
                    • (Same as above.)
          • Not really, no.
            • Player: Not really, no.
            • Marion: Yeah, I used to live the life of a bandit before I settled down here.
            • Select An Option
              • What was it like being a bandit?
                • (Same as above.)
              • You were a filthy criminal!
                • (Same as above.)
              • Let's talk about something else.
                • (Same as above.)
          • Let's talk about something else.
            • (Same as above.)
      • Isn't it dangerous having him throwing arrows around like that?
        • Player: Isn't it dangerous having him throwing arrows around like that?
        • Marion: Oh, I'm sure nothing bad could ever happen. We're very responsible here at the Poison Arrow.
        • Player: Hmm.
        • Select An Option
          • What do you have to drink?
            • (Same as above.)
          • Do you have anything to eat?
            • (Same as above.)
          • Let's chat?
            • (Same as above.)
          • Nothing, actually.
            • (Same as below.)
      • What's the deal with the squirrel?
        • Player: What's the deal with the squirrel?
        • Marion: Oh, Geoff looks after him. Best speak with him if you want to know more.
        • Player: Let's talk about something else, shall we?
        • Marion: Such as?
        • Select An Option
          • What do you have to drink?
            • (Same as above.)
          • Do you have anything to eat?
            • (Same as above.)
          • Let's chat?
            • (Same as above.)
          • Nothing, actually.
            • (Same as below.)
      • Nothing, actually.
        • Player: Nothing, actually.
        • Marion: Just give me a shout if you change your mind.
  • Nothing, actually.
    • (Same as above)

Overhead lines

• (One of the following is seen randomly when Marion polishes the trophy:)
  • Dazzling!
  • Much better.
  • Shiny!
  • Those were the days.