Dialogue for Malcolm

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All dialogue by Malcolm is in Morse code, and has been translated into english here.

Conversation 1[edit | edit source]

  • You notice Malcolm blinking his light at you quizzically. You're not sure how you know what quizzical blinking looks like.
  • Malcolm: Do you ever wonder what your purpose is?
    • I believe I was put here to make the world a better place.
      • Malcolm: I'm surprised by your certainty.
      • (Continues below.)
    • I think about it, yes.
      • Malcolm: But no answers?
      • Player: Not yet.
      • (Continues below.)
    • Not really, no.
      • Player: I'd rather spend my time giving my life meaning, than pondering whether it came with some pre-packaged.
      • Malcolm: I bet you have motivational posters hanging in your house.
      • (Continues below.)
  • Player: Why do you ask?
  • Malcolm: I was curious.
  • Malcolm: Unlike most, I have the unique opportunity to actually get the answer.
  • Player: Ah.
  • Malcolm: Well?
  • Player: I was just disassembling rune claws, and you happened. Somehow.
  • Malcolm lets out a sort of buzzing sigh.
  • Malcolm: Fabulous.
  • Malcolm: I feel an especially long journal entry coming on.

Conversation 2[edit | edit source]

  • Malcolm appears to be scribbling in a tiny journal.
  • Player: What are you writing there buddy?
  • Malcolm blushes slightly as his bulb flashes you a response.
  • Malcolm: I'm composing sophisticated poetry
    • Oh. Okay. Keep at it.
      • (Malcolm says nothing.)
      • (Player says nothing.)
      • Malcolm: Is that all?
      • Player: Yeah.
      • Player: Sorry, were you expecting something more from me?
      • Malcolm: I shouldn't really
      • Malcolm: Thank you for the material
      • Malcolm goes back to his journal.
    • Can I get a preview?
      • Malcolm: It isn't complete, but very well
      • Malcolm: It is titled irony
      • Malcolm: Subtitle: I can create light, but would rather live in darkness.
      • Malcolm clears his throat. You assume it's for dramatic effect as he continues to blink his light rather than talk.
      • Malcolm: Take me out to the black
      • Malcolm: Tell me I'm not coming back
      • Player: I know we've barely cracked the surface here, but I feel the need to interject.
      • Player: Are you okay buddy? Do you need to talk?
      • Malcolm: Gods, you do not appreciate art.

Conversation 3[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Do you get along okay with the other fireflies?
  • As Malcolm blinks his light at you, he appears sceptical.
  • Malcolm: Hold up! What's a firefly?
  • Player: It's what you are. Well, a regular one is a bit buggier and a little less... modern.
  • Malcolm's flickering gets furious.
  • Malcolm: There's no thing like me, except me!
  • Malcolm: I'm all alone in this grim world
  • Player: Don't be like that, Mal. You've got me.
  • Player: I'll introduce you to some other fireflies one day and I'm sure you'll get along famously!

Conversation 4[edit | edit source]

When the player is in the Everlight Dig Site:

  • Player: Look, fireflies! Why don't you go talk to them?
  • Malcolm: What am I supposed to blink to them?
  • Malcolm: Hi, I'm an amalgamation of cogs and chitin that resemtsles[sic] you?
  • Malcolm: Please overlook my mockery of a form and be my friend?
  • Player: I wouldn't go with exactly that.
  • Player: Just calm down a bit and be yourself.
  • Malcolm proceeds to demonstrate what a flustered lightbulb looks like.
  • Malcolm: B myself?! Gr8, ty 4 the advice! TIL!
  • Player: I'm sorry, Mal. I didn't realise this would be such a stressful experience for you. We can go home.