Dialogue for Maid

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In Servants' Guild[edit | edit source]

Maid: Oh! Please hire me, [sir/madam]! I'm very good - well, I'm not bad - and my fee's only [number] coins.
Select an option
- What can you do?
  - Player: What can you do?
  - Maid: Well, I can, um, I can cook meals and make tea and everything, and I can even take things to and from the bank for you. I won't make any mistakes this time and everything will be fine!
- Tell me about your previous jobs
  - Player: Tell me about your previous jobs.
  - Maid: Oh! Oh! I, well, I, er. It wasn't really my fault, I mean, it was, but not really. I mean, how was I to know that that plate was so valuable? It was just lying around and I don't know art, it just looked like a pretty pattern and I just had to use it because there weren't enough plates. And no one had told me that Dennis was off sick and hadn't fed the dogs so I wasn't expecting them to jump up at me when I was carrying the food and it, it went all over the place, gravy and potatoes and bits of fine porcelain and I'm so sorry. It won't happen again, I promise.
- You're hired!
  - (If the player doesn't have a servant:)
    - Player: You're hired!
    - Maid: Oh! Oh, thank you [sir/madam], thank you!
  - (If the player already has a servant:)
    - You already have a servant.