Dialogue for Maid

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In Servants' Guild[edit | edit source]

  • Maid: Oh! Please hire me, [sir/madam]! I'm very good - well, I'm not bad - and my fee's only [number] coins.
  • Select an option
    • What can you do?
      • Player: What can you do?
      • Maid: Well, I can, um, I can cook meals and make tea and everything, and I can even take things to and from the bank for you. I won't make any mistakes this time and everything will be fine!
    • Tell me about your previous jobs
      • Player: Tell me about your previous jobs.
      • Maid: Oh! Oh! I, well, I, er. It wasn't really my fault, I mean, it was, but not really. I mean, how was I to know that that plate was so valuable? It was just lying around and I don't know art, it just looked like a pretty pattern and I just had to use it because there weren't enough plates. And no one had told me that Dennis was off sick and hadn't fed the dogs so I wasn't expecting them to jump up at me when I was carrying the food and it, it went all over the place, gravy and potatoes and bits of fine porcelain and I'm so sorry. It won't happen again, I promise.
    • You're hired!
      • (If the player doesn't have a servant:)
        • Player: You're hired!
        • Maid: Oh! Oh, thank you [sir/madam], thank you!
      • (If the player already has a servant:)
        • You already have a servant.

In a player-owned house[edit | edit source]

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