Dialogue for Lumo

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Reason: Dialogue is still missing, (is female different? constantly He is used for male players), 100th time caught dialogue, is there quest dialogue?
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After getting caught[edit | edit source]

Dialogue 1[edit | edit source]

  • Lumo: ... and that's how I saved Narnode from the fire-breathing gnome-eating lizard-dragon-king of Jool.
  • Bunkdo: You know - everytime I hear that story it seems less and less convincing...

Dialogue 2[edit | edit source]

  • Lumo: Darn you, Carado - you always get the large jail cells.
  • Carado: That is so not true. What about the time in Draynor?
  • Lumo: The Prince Ali thing? We all shared a cell that time.
  • Carado: And that time in Varrock?
  • Lumo: Yea yeah, OK.

Dialogue 3[edit | edit source]

  • Lumo: Hey guys, look who's here.

Dialogue 4[edit | edit source]

  • Lumo: Carado - Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
  • Carado: Only if it involves 3 tonnes of ice-cream, a helium ballon[sic] and an inflatable pink gorilla...
  • Lumo: ... a 'no' would have sufficed.

Dialogue 5[edit | edit source]

  • Lumo: You know, we could try and break out ourselves.
  • Bunkdo: No... don't be silly. We're here to be rescued, after all.

Dialogue 6[edit | edit source]

  • Lumo: ... and then the chicken said to the farmer: 'It was an an aspirin!'
  • Bunkdo: ...
  • Carado: That has to be the worst joke I've ever heard...

Dialogue 7[edit | edit source]

  • Lumo: ... and that completes our tour of the Jail of the Future. Please remember to use your conveniently located and totally pickable cell-door to exit.

Dialogue 8[edit | edit source]

  • Lumo: Bunkdo?
  • Bunkdo: Yeah?
  • Lumo: Do you ever look up at the stars at night and think about just how insignificant all of this is?
  • Bunkdo: Stars? You can look UP[sic]??
  • Carado: And I thought 'night' was just a rumour...

Dialogue 9[edit | edit source]

  • Lumo: Look at that Bunkdo, he almost looks like he's praying.

Dialogue 10[edit | edit source]

  • Lumo: and B - I - N - G - O. I win!

Dialogue 11[edit | edit source]

  • Lumo: Have you noticed how they all look the same?
  • Carado: And they all seem to have the same clothes...
  • Bunkdo: Spooky.

Dialogue 12[edit | edit source]

  • Lumo: And another one ... eats the dirt.
  • Carado: The phrase is 'bites the dust' Lumo...

Dialogue 13[edit | edit source]

  • Lumo: Bunkdo?
  • Bunkdo: Yeah?
  • Lumo: You know - I've noticed something.
  • Bunkdo: What's that?
  • Lumo: No matter how many monkeys these people seem to kill, there are never any fewer of them...
  • Bunkdo: That's just the Way[sic] of the World[sic], Lumo.

Dialogue 14[edit | edit source]

  • Lumo: Have we seen this one before?
  • Carado: I'm not sure - I'm beginning to lose track.

Talking to Lumo[edit | edit source]

  • Player: How did you get back in there?
  • Lumo: Simple: we got caught again.
  • Player: Deliberately?
  • Lumo: Yes. We are working undercover here. Isn't that right, guys?
  • Carado: Whatever you say, boss.
  • Lumo: See.