Transcript of King Black Dragon head (mounted)

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This transcript involves dialogue with King Black Dragon head (mounted) and the player.

Conversations[edit | edit source]

Player Owned Head[edit | edit source]

  • Player: How are you doing, King?
  • King Black Dragon: Oh, I'm quite fantastic. I've been round the block a few times, done a couple of backflips. I've even given my ear a scratch.
  • Player: Oh, I am glad. Fancy some breakfast?
  • King Black Dragon: I could make you toast.
  • Player: That would be grea...wait a minute! This is a trick isn't it? You'd toast ME.
  • King Black Dragon: Sir is very perceptive. You know, you could always let me go - set me free.
  • Player: I doubt you'd get far. After all, the house wouldn't be the same - you're like part of the furniture.
  • King Black Dragon: Oh, very good. Very, very good. You know how to drive a dragon head up the wall.

Other Players[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hey, <owner> killed the King Black Dragon!
  • King Black Dragon: Harumph. Won't happen again.
  • Player: I hate to kick a dragon when it's down, but you're in no shape to fight.
  • King Black Dragon: Come closer and say that.
  • Player: I'm fine right here. What makes you think you could take Player on?
  • King Black Dragon: I've been studying their habits, waiting for the moment when they bend over to construct something in Build Mode.
  • King Black Dragon: Then BOOM, I've bitten them. Poison, of course. Nothing hurts more than poison.
  • King Black Dragon: I'm playing the slow game. Go on, think of a slow game.
  • Player: Uh, cricket?
  • King Black Dragon: It'll be slower than that. And with added agony. I'll be the most feared wall decoration since that talking sea-bass thing.

Historical conversations[edit | edit source]

Prior to the update on 9th October 2012, the KBD would say one of the following conversations:

Conversation 1[edit | edit source]

  • Player: How do you feel about all the more powerful monsters?
  • Left Head: There no monsters more powerful than us!
  • Middle Head: We top monster of all RuneScape!
  • Player: No you're not. The Kalphite Queen is more powerful than you!
  • Middle Head: Kalphite Queen? What that?
  • Player: She's a giant insect who lives in the desert.
  • Middle Head: Insect?
  • Right Head: Ha ha ha ha!
  • Left Head: No insect tougher than us! We best!
  • Player: No, she's way tougher than you!
  • Left Head: We no believe it!
  • Middle Head: Even if Kalphite Queen real, which we doubt, second best not bad, is it?
  • Player: But it's not just the Kalphite Queen. What about TzTok-Jad?
  • Left Head: Never heard of it!
  • Player: Or Dagannoth Rex?
  • Right Head: You making it up!
  • Player: Or the Chaos Elemental?
  • Middle Head: Now then, how we know you not just making these monsters up to demoralise us?
  • Player: Alright, then, what about me?
  • Left Head: Puny human! You not fearsome monster!
  • Player: I defeated you, didn't I? So, I must be stronger than you!
  • Left Head: You got lucky! We get you next time!
  • Player: Now that you're just a stuffed head? I don't think so!

Conversation 2[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Which of you heads is...
  • Left Head: We are!
  • Right Head: Shut up! It us!
  • Middle Head: Don't be silly! It's obvious that we are!
  • Player: But you don't even know what I was going to say!
  • Middle Head: It not matter. We strongest, cleverest, and most attractive. Whatever it is, we are most of it!
  • Left Head: Just a minute. What if it something bad?
  • Middle Head: Good point. What was you going to say? If it something good, we it. If it something bad, we not it.
  • Player: I've forgotten what I was going to ask now.
  • Right Head: Us! We are!
  • Middle Head: What?
  • Right Head: Sorry, just said on reflex.

Other Players[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hey, <owner> killed the King Black Dragon!
  • Middle head: No, he didn't!
  • Left head: What? Oh, ah, no. Course he didn't. We actually artificial likeness of King Black Dragon. No one could really kill King Black Dragon!
  • Middle head: No! We...no, it far too powerful!
  • Right head: What are you talking about? Of course we King Black Dragon!
  • Middle head: Shut up, idiot!