Dialogue for Khoochak

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Dialogue[edit | edit source]

  • Khoochak: *braaak* Hello, friend. *raaawwwwk*
  • Khoochak: *braaak* Forgot an adventure? Ask the parrot. *raaawwwwk*
    • Mention a desert adventure to Khoochak?
      • Yes.
        • Choose an option:
          • Stolen Hearts
            • Khoochak: *braaak*
            • Khoochak: Stumbled across kidnapping!
            • Khoochak: Broke into my palace!
            • Khoochak: Stole my lucky diamond!
            • Khoochak: Killed the Emir! Killed the Emir!
            • Khoochak: Naughty naughty naughty!
            • Khoochak: *raaawwwwk*
            • Ask about another adventure?
              • Yes.
                • (Returns to the previous options.)
              • No.
                • (Dialogue terminates.)
          • Diamond in the Rough
            • Khoochak: *braaak*
            • Khoochak: Stole my diamond again!
            • Khoochak: Played around in Kalphite poo!
            • Khoochak: Saved the Prince! Saved the Prince!
            • Khoochak: Old Khoochak reckons...*braaak*
            • Khoochak: ...that you shoulda drowned in quicksand!
            • Khoochak: *raaawwwwk*
            • Ask about another adventure?
              • Yes.
                • (Returns to the previous options.)
              • No.
                • (Dialogue terminates.)
          • Icthlarin's Little Helper
            • Khoochak: *braaak*
            • Khoochak: Sophanem is full of plagues!
            • Khoochak: Talked to wanderer! Talked to sphinx!
            • Khoochak: Raided a tomb! Defiled a corpse!
            • Khoochak: Mind control! Mind control!
            • Khoochak: Like that'll hold up in court!
            • Khoochak: Wanderer was Amascut. Fooled again! Fooled again!
            • Khoochak: *raaawwwwk*
            • Ask about another adventure?
              • Yes.
                • (Returns to the previous options.)
              • No.
                • (Dialogue terminates.)
          • Missing My Mummy
            • Khoochak: *braaak*
            • Khoochak: Raided a pyramid!
            • Khoochak: But did good for a change!
            • Khoochak: Restored the tomb! Rebuilt the mummy!
            • Khoochak: Bet you still stole something, though!
            • Khoochak: Mummy too wrapped up in things to care.
            • Khoochak: *raaawwwwk*
            • Ask about another adventure?
              • Yes.
                • (Returns to the previous options.)
              • No.
                • (Dialogue terminates.)
          • [More options]
            • The Feud
              • Khoochak: *braaak*
              • Khoochak: Went to Pollnivneach!
              • Khoochak: Became a thief! Started a gang war!
              • Khoochak: Beard and a blackjack!
              • Khoochak: Morrisanes are scammers!
              • Khoochak: *raaawwwwk*
              • Ask about another adventure?
                • Yes.
                  • (Returns to the previous options.)
                • No.
                  • (Dialogue terminates.)
            • The Golem
              • Khoochak: *braaak*
              • Khoochak: Found a demon dimension!
              • Khoochak: Repaired a damaged golem!
              • Khoochak: Washed its brain! Washed its brain!
              • Khoochak: Bet you broke it in the first place!
              • Khoochak: Did you go back to steal the gems?
              • Khoochak: *raaawwwwk*
              • Ask about another adventure?
                • Yes.
                  • (Returns to the previous options.)
                • No.
                  • (Dialogue terminates.)
            • Spirits of the Elid
              • Khoochak: *braaak*
              • Khoochak: Drought in Nardah! Wayward Nardah!
              • Khoochak: Restored shrine to Elidinis!
              • Khoochak: Genie in a bottle! Rubbed it right way!
              • Khoochak: Turned the water back on!
              • Khoochak: You're a sole-less golem killer!
              • Khoochak: *raaawwwwk*
              • Ask about another adventure?
                • Yes.
                  • (Returns to the previous options.)
                • No.
                  • (Dialogue terminates.)
            • Tourist Trap
              • Khoochak: *braaak*
              • Khoochak: Crying lady at Shantay Pass!
              • Khoochak: Her daughter taken as slave!
              • Khoochak: Ana in a barrel! Ana in a barrel!
              • Khoochak: A mine full of tourist slaves.
              • Khoochak: But you only saved one, lazybones!
              • Khoochak: *raaawwwwk*
              • Ask about another adventure?
                • Yes.
                  • (Returns to the previous options.)
                • No.
                  • (Dialogue terminates.)
            • [More options]
              • Shadow of the Storm
                • Khoochak: *braaak*
                • Khoochak: Evil Dave and his numbskull friends!
                • Khoochak: Summoned a demon: Agrith Naar!
                • Khoochak: Silverlight! Darklight!
                • Khoochak: You're a heathen demon summoner!
                • Khoochak: *raaawwwwk*
                • Ask about another adventure?
                  • Yes.
                    • (Returns to the previous options.)
                  • No.
                    • (Dialogue terminates.)
              • Smoking Kills
                • Khoochak: *braaak*
                • Khoochak: Sumona's twisted. Save her sister!
                • Khoochak: But she just wants you dead!
                • Khoochak: Big smoking dungeon!
                • Khoochak: Banshee mistress! Banshee mistress!
                • Khoochak: Hope she gets you next time!
                • Khoochak: *raaawwwwk*
                • Ask about another adventure?
                  • Yes.
                    • (Returns to the previous options.)
                  • No.
                    • (Dialogue terminates.)
              • A Tail of Two Cats
                • Khoochak: *braaak*
                • Khoochak: Bob the Cat, stuck up a tree!
                • Khoochak: Kissing N-e-i-t-e!
                • Khoochak: Took Bob to Sphinx! Cleaned out Unferth!
                • Khoochak: Robert the Strong! Robert the Strong!
                • Khoochak: Spray cats with water! Stinking cats!
                • Khoochak: *raaawwwwk*
                • Ask about another adventure?
                  • Yes.
                    • (Returns to the previous options.)
                  • No.
                    • (Dialogue terminates.)
              • Enakhra's Lament
                • Khoochak: *braaak*
                • Khoochak: Build a statue, find a temple!
                • Khoochak: Two Mahjarrat in a stalemate!
                • Khoochak: You let 'em both free, stupid!
                • Khoochak: Enakhra! Akthanakos!
                • Khoochak: You've got a face like a camel!
                • Khoochak: *raaawwwwk*
                • Ask about another adventure?
                  • Yes.
                    • (Returns to the previous options.)
                  • No.
                    • (Dialogue terminates.)
              • [More options]
                • Contact!
                  • Khoochak: *braaak*
                  • Khoochak: Osman's agents! Maisa and Kaleef!
                  • Khoochak: Scabarites under Sophanem!
                  • Khoochak: You killed their giant scarab!
                  • Khoochak: Stick Keris where the sun don't shine!
                  • Khoochak: *raaawwwwk*
                  • Ask about another adventure?
                    • Yes.
                      • (Returns to the previous options.)
                    • No.
                      • (Dialogue terminates.)
                • Dealing With Scabaras
                  • Khoochak: *braaak*
                  • Khoochak: Rediscovered Ullek!
                  • Khoochak: Broke into the city!
                  • Khoochak: Killed loads of Scabarites!
                  • Khoochak: That priest's a nutter!
                  • Khoochak: *raaawwwwk*
                  • Ask about another adventure?
                    • Yes.
                      • (Returns to the previous options.)
                    • No.
                      • (Dialogue terminates.)
                • Desert Treasure
                  • Khoochak: *braaak*
                  • Khoochak: Killed four beasties! Stole their diamonds!
                  • Khoochak: Freed a dangerous prisoner!
                  • Khoochak: All for a new spellbook!
                  • Khoochak: Talking of Ancients...
                  • Khoochak: ...you're getting on a bit!
                  • Khoochak: *raaawwwwk*
                  • Ask about another adventure?
                    • Yes.
                      • (Returns to the previous options.)
                    • No.
                      • (Dialogue terminates.)
                • Do No Evil
                  • Khoochak: *braaak*
                  • Khoochak: Playing with monkeys! Flinging choc-ices!
                  • Khoochak: Built a colony! Monkey massacre!
                  • Khoochak: Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil!
                  • Khoochak: But you smell pretty evil!
                  • Khoochak: *raaawwwwk*
                  • Ask about another adventure?
                    • Yes.
                      • (Returns to the previous options.)
                    • No.
                      • (Dialogue terminates.)
                • [More options]
      • No.
        • Khoochak: *braaak* Get lost, bucko. *raawwwwk*

Possible Monologue[edit | edit source]

  • while player approaches
    • Khoochak: It's my favourite person.
    • Khoochak: Give us a kiss.
    • Khoochak: *whistle rarwwk*
    • Khoochak: *erk rarwwk*
    • Khoochak: *whistles*
    • Khoochak: My hero! My hero!
    • Khoochak: Hi! How you doing?
    • Khoochak: *clicks*
    • Khoochak: Hello, friend.
    • Khoochak: Who's a pretty girl/boy, then?
    • Khoochak: *smacks*
    • Khoochak: *ruffles*
    • Khoochak: You're my buddy.
  • while player leaves
    • Khoochak: Whassamatta? Chicken?
    • Khoochak: Your father smells of sq'irks.
    • Khoochak: I'll bite next time.
    • Khoochak: You and what army?
    • Khoochak: Kiss my tail feathers.
    • Khoochak: You've got nothing.
    • Khoochak: Smelly!
    • Khoochak: Bottom face! Bottom face!
    • Khoochak: Beware, coward.
    • Khoochak: Intruder alert!
    • Khoochak: Run away! Run away!
    • Khoochak: Come at me, bro.
    • Khoochak: Don't fancy yours.
    • Khoochak: Run! Run! Run!
    • Khoochak: Smelly bum! Smelly bum!
    • Khoochak: Go home to mummy.
    • Khoochak: Ugly!
    • Khoochak: You are a 'fraidy cat!
    • Khoochak: Smelly breath! Back off! Back off
    • Khoochak: The human must not escape!