Dialogue for Khazard Guard (drunk)

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This transcript involves dialogue with Khazard Guard (drunk) and the player.

Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

When talking to the two Khazard Guards carrying beers in the Fight Arena Bar.

The Khazard Guard at the bar will always have the following dialogue:

  • This guard is singing.
  • Badly.
  • Khazard guard: Shoooow mee the waaay to go home!
  • Very badly.
  • Khazard guard: I'm tired and I wanna go to bed.
  • Player: I think that would be a good idea, you need to sleep. And have a bath.

The Khazard Guard at the table will always have the following dialogue:

  • Player: Hello. What are you doing here?
  • Khazard guard: I want the finest wines available to humanity. I want them here, and I want them now.
  • Player: Hmmm...