Dialogue for Khazard Guard (drunk)

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This transcript involves dialogue with Khazard Guard (drunk) and the player.

Standard dialogue

When talking to the two Khazard Guards carrying beers in the Fight Arena Bar.

The Khazard Guard at the bar will always have the following dialogue:

• This guard is singing.
• Badly.
• Khazard guard: Shoooow mee the waaay to go home!
• Very badly.
• Khazard guard: I'm tired and I wanna go to bed.
• Player: I think that would be a good idea, you need to sleep. And have a bath.

The Khazard Guard at the table will always have the following dialogue:

• Player: Hello. What are you doing here?
• Khazard guard: I want the finest wines available to humanity. I want them here, and I want them now.
• Player: Hmmm...