Dialogue for Kerry

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Conversation 1[edit | edit source]

  • Kerry: *humming*
  • Player: What's that you're singing there?
  • Kerry: I'm not singing.
  • Player: Oh, sorry. Thought I could hear you humming something.
  • Kerry: *Continues humming*
  • Player: ...
  • Kerry: IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME! IF I COULD FIND A WAY!
  • Player: And that's you not singing, is it?
  • Kerry: Well, what if I told you that, I could - in fact - time travel? And that we've had this conversation, and that I know exactly what you're going to say next?
  • Player: But you can't time travel.
  • Kerry: Well, what if I told you that I could - in fact - time travel? And that we've had this conversation, and that I know exactly what you're going to say next?
  • Player: And what am I going to say next?
  • Kerry: Well, what if I told you that - when I tell you - you'll just turn around and say, 'Well, I wasn't going to say that'?
  • Player: What if I told you to stop talking?
  • Kerry: That was uncalled for.
  • Player: You're right. I'm sorry.
  • Kerry: What if I told you I didn't believe you.

Conversation 2[edit | edit source]

  • Kerry: Beware, for I hold three of the mighty Elder Artefacts!
  • Player: Ooooh, very scary. What are you going to do with them?
  • Kerry: With the Mirror, I'll admire my dashing looks.
  • Kerry: With the Siphon, I'll be able to infiltrate the headquarters of Armadyl himself as a member of staff.
  • Kerry: And finally, with the Needle, I'll knit myself a really nice blanket and engulf myself in it.
  • Player: Do you have any idea what those artefacts actually do?
  • Kerry: Fear me!