Dialogue for Kent (Evil Dave's Big Day Out)

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When first spoken to[edit | edit source]

  • Kent: Hey, Dave! You know you're not allowed to use the exchange.
  • Player: What? Why?
  • Kent: You know why!
  • Player: Let's say for the sake of argument that I don't. Could you explain?
  • Kent: Because last year you bought all that shadow dye! You don't even own anything tough enough to withstand it. You dissolved three of your poor mum's dresses!
  • Player: Oh, uh, I'm very sorry about that. But look, I really need some runes.
  • Kent: What for?
  • Player: I need to stop a friend from making a terrible mistake I'll get blamed for.
  • Kent: Okay Dave, seeing as it's you. What kind of runes are you after?
    • Law Runes.
      • Kent: Do I look like I'm made of money?
      • Player: Actually, yes.
      • Kent: Well, yes, I suppose I sort of do. But I won't be able to afford any more nice suits if I just hand out law runes left and right.
      • (Shows other options)
    • Earth Runes.
      • Kent: Oh, I don't have any earth runes I'm afraid. You might try speaking to one of the bankers though. I think I heard something about a competition.
      • (Shows other options)
    • Air Runes.
      • Kent: Yes, I have a few air runes I might be able to spare for you. I want something in return though.
      • Player: What?
      • Kent: I really need something to drink. Be a mate and go fetch us one, would you?

After first speaking to[edit | edit source]

  • Kent: Do you have anything for me to drink?
    • If you do not have the Emergency flask of stew on you, or if the flask is empty:
      • (Dialogue ends)
    • If you have the Emergency flask of stew on you:
      • Kent: What's this?
      • Player: I brought you something to drink. Yum yum!
      • Kent: Is this... one of your stews?
      • Player: I can only assume so!
      • Kent: No thank you. They're too spicy for my blood. Maybe you could find some water? Isn't there a fountain around here somewhere?
    • If you have the Flask of stew-water on you:
      • Kent: What's this?
      • Player: Some water. Mostly.
      • The thirsty clerk gulps down the water, lumps and all.
      • Kent: Was that a hint of orange?
      • Player: Possibly!
      • Kent: Delicious. Here's your air runes. Say hi to Doris for me.
      • The clerk drops three air runes into your hand.
      • Player: Brilliant! I have all the runes I need to teleport. Let's give teleporting a go! Tropelet, revoekam egam!