Dialogue for Kara (Evil Dave's Big Day Out)

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When first spoken to[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hi, I'd like to access my account.
  • Kara: Today's bank is brought to you by Aubury's Rune Shop, your one stop shop for that last rune drop!
  • Kara: Oh, it's you Dave. Did you you know that we have a special competition on today?
  • Player: That's nice, but I just want to access my account.
  • Kara: We're being sponsored by Aubury's Rune Shop. You could win a prize!
  • Player: I just want to access... wait, prize? What prize?
  • Kara: An earth rune.
  • Player: A whole earth rune?
  • Kara: That's right! A magnificent prize!
  • Player: I'm in!! What do I have to do?
  • Kara: Well Dave, all you have to do is correctly guess the number of runes in this jar.
  • The banker holds up an almost entirely empty jar.
  • Kara: As you can see, we've already given out quite a lot of prizes.
  • Kara: Would you care to take a guess?
  • Player: But there's only one rune in that jar.
  • Kara: Final answer?
  • Player: Yes. There's clearly only one rune in the jar.
  • Kara: I'm sorry Dave, but I'm going to have to press you. Are you *quite sure*?
  • Player: Yes. Wait, no. Yes! One rune!
  • Kara: You win!
  • Kara: One earth rune to you, congratulations!
  • The banker removes the earth rune from the jar and hands it over to you.
  • Kara: Aubury's Rune Shop, your one stop shop for that last rune drop!
  • Kara: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
  • Player: My account?
  • Kara: Of course.

After first speaking to[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hi, I'd like to access my account.
  • Kara: Of course. Visit the Varrock Sword Shop today for a fine steal on some fine steel. They're slashing prices!