Dialogue for Kalphite Grublet

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First form

Conversation 1

• Kalphite Grublet: One is not amused by your chitter chatter.
• Player: Well maybe 'one' should relax a bit!
• Kalphite Grublet: One cannot relax! One is queen!
• Player: I've told you, you're not a queen yet!
• Player: And stop referring to yourself as 'one'!
• Kalphite Grublet: One's royal highness does not approve of your attitude!

Conversation 2

• Kalphite Grublet: How dare you speak to me? I am royalty!
• Player: Not yet! You're just a grub!
• Kalphite Grublet: Such insolence!
• Kalphite Grublet: Just you wait until my soldiers hear of this!
• Player: I'm very scared.

Conversation 3

• Kalphite Grublet: Where are your servants, <Player>?
• Player: I don't have them.
• Kalphite Grublet: No servants? How on earth do you survive?
• Kalphite Grublet: How do you feed yourself?
• Player: Well, there are a few ways. You could fish, or kill creatures for meat...
• Kalphite Grublet: Kill innocent creatures? You're a barbarian!
• Player: Actually the barbarians live in a village just... You know what? Never mind.

At the Kalphite Hive

• Kalphite Grublet: Ah, <Player>, What do you think of my palace? Grand, isn't it?
• Player: Oh yeah... it's great. I love what you've done with the place.
• Player: The mud in particular is really top quality. Great mud.

Second form

Conversation 1

• Player: What's it like being a kalphite?
• Kalphite Grublet: It's okay, I suppose. I do have a lot of competition with my brothers and sisters, though.
• Player: Yeah?
• Kalphite Grublet: Yeah, there are 5000 of them.
• Player: Wow! That's a lot of siblings!
• Kalphite Grublet: It was 5001, before we lost poor Jimmy.

Conversation 2

• Kalphite Grublet: This is great, <Player>! I love exploring!
• Player: I'm glad.
• Player: You're not at all how I would imagine a queen to be.
• Kalphite Grublet: No way! Being a queen is boring!
• Kalphite Grublet: My sister is the queenly one. She's so grumpy!

Conversation 3

• Kalphite Grublet: So you're a 'human'?
• Kalphite Grublet: And we're on 'Gielinor'...
• Player: Yep. What's with all the questions?
• Kalphite Grublet: Oh, I'm just making sure I understand everything.
• Kalphite Grublet: The other kalphites aren't very bright, so I like to learn what I can.

At the Kalphite Hive

• Kalphite Grublet: Oh hey we're home! Hi guys!
• Kalphite Grublet: Wait... I don't see any familiar kalphites. Everyone looks different.
• Kalphite Grublet: What are we here to do, anyway?
• Player: Just visiting.