Dialogue for Junior Cadet Grimeface

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• Player: Hi. It looks like you're planning a complex battle?
• Junior Cadet Grimeface: We talking tactics. Trying to make tactic that beat any opponent.
• Player: That sounds somewhat impossible.
• Junior Cadet Grimeface: Nothing impossible. Nothing at all.
• Player: So, what's the tactic?
• Junior Cadet Grimeface: I can tell, but remember it a work in progress.
• Player: Of course, I understand.
• Junior Cadet Grimeface: Okay. The plan start with running at them.
• Player: Running at them?
• Junior Cadet Grimeface: Yes, and shout 'Die, die!' at top of our voices. Then, when the enemy least expects, we do what they least expect.
• Player: And that is?
• Junior Cadet Grimeface: Attack them!
• Player: Hmmm, that sounds rather basic and predictable, but good luck.