Dialogue for Joey

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Rune Capers[edit | edit source]

During the event[edit | edit source]

  • (If the player has tokens to hand in:)
    • Handing in event currency will increase your progress and unlock unique rewards. This will remove all currency from your bags and pouch.
    • Do you wish to continue?
      • No
        • (Continues below.)
      • Yes
        • (If a cloak is rewarded, repeated for possible multiples:)
          • Congratulations, you have unlocked the [cloak] Override in the wardrobe.
          • (Continues below.)
        • (If the player reaches a new level:)
          • (If a mystery box would be rewarded but there is not enough space in backpack for it:)
            • Please ensure you have at least 2 free spaces in your inventory.
            • (Continues with chat, without tokens being handed in.)
          • (If big event mystery boxes are rewarded:)
            • Congratulations, you received Big event mystery box x [amount].
            • (Continues below.)
          • (If event mystery boxes are rewarded:)
            • Congratulations, you received Event mystery box x [amount].
            • (Continues below.)
          • Congratulations, you have levelled up to Level [level]
          • (Continues below.)
        • (Continues below.)
  • (Only on first time:)
    • Joey: Greetings! Allow me to introduce myself. I am Joey the renowned cape designer and this is my cape festival, Rune Capers! I also like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain. Gonna be honest though, not really into yoga, it's just not my sort of thing.
    • Player: Nice to meet you Joey!
    • (Continues below.)
  • (Only after the first time:)
    • Joey: What can I do for you today?
    • (Continues below.)
  • Select an option
    • (Only if not asked last and it's not the first time:)
      • Who are you?
        • Joey: Allow me to introduce myself. I am Joey the renowned cape designer and this is my cape festival, Rune Capers! I also like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain. Gonna be honest though, not really into yoga, it's just not my sort of thing.
        • Player: Nice to meet you Joey!
        • (Returns to the initial options.)
    • (Only if not asked last:)
      • Tell me about the event!
        • Joey: It's really simple, I just want you to prove to me that you are worthy of wearing my ostentatious designs! If you want to wear my Cloak of Might design you're gonna have to go out and get you hands dirty, doesn't matter what combat style you're using, just give me the Tokens of Might that you find. Or if you're feeling a bit more passive and want to wear my Cloak of Talents design... head on out and get to skilling! Gathering, artisan, whatever you like, just bring me the Tokens of Talent that you find along the way! Then for the truly dedicated, if you manage to get enough tokens for both of my designs you'll be deemed worthy to wear my finest creation, The Cloak of Proficiency!
        • (Returns to the initial options.)
    • (Only if not asked last:)
      • What makes your capes so special?
        • Joey: Did you really just ask that question?! Have you not heard of Joey, King of fashion capes? Winner of the Gielinor Cape Designs of the Year Award four out of the past five years!?
        • Player: Only four out of five?
        • Joey: Yeah... we don't talk about the Great S Cape fiasco.
        • (Returns to the initial options.)
    • Goodbye.
      • Joey: Take care!

After the event[edit | edit source]

  • (If the player has tokens to hand in:)
    • Handing in event currency will increase your progress and unlock unique rewards. This will remove all currency from your bags and pouch.
    • Do you wish to continue?
      • No
        • (Continues below.)
      • Yes
        • (If a cloak is rewarded, repeated for possible multiples:)
          • Congratulations, you have unlocked the [cloak] Override in the wardrobe.
          • (Continues below.)
        • (If the player reaches a new level:)
          • (If a mystery box would be rewarded but there is not enough space in backpack for it:)
            • Please ensure you have at least 2 free spaces in your inventory.
            • (Continues with chat, without tokens being handed in.)
          • (If big event mystery boxes are rewarded:)
            • Congratulations, you received Big event mystery box x [amount].
            • (Continues below.)
          • (If event mystery boxes are rewarded:)
            • Congratulations, you received Event mystery box x [amount].
            • (Continues below.)
          • Congratulations, you have levelled up to Level [level]
          • (Continues below.)
        • (Continues below.)
  • Joey: Well, that was another successful Cape Festival, I hope you enjoyed our Es-cape-ades!
  • Player: ...
  • Joey: ...
  • Joey: ...
  • Player: ... Well, I'm going to go on ahead.
  • Player: ... Like a hat.
  • Joey: ...
  • Joey: ...
  • Joey: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • Joey: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
  • Joey: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • Player: ...
  • Joey: Ha...ha...Oh...
  • Joey: Doug! Write that one down! I have an idea for a new festival!
  • Joey: Hahaha...
  • You take this opportunity to slowly back away and take your leave.

Slime is of the Essence[edit | edit source]

On the first day[edit | edit source]

  • Joey: Get it away from me! Don't let it get on my cape!

After the event[edit | edit source]

  • Joey: ...
  • Player: Joey, are you o... What happened to your hair!?
  • Joey: It was so dark... I never thought I'd get out... I had to eat my cape to survive.
  • Player: You ate your cape? ... How was it?
  • Joey: Expensive.

Summer Skill Off[edit | edit source]

  • (Only on first time:)
    • Joey: Player!
    • Player: Hey Joey!
    • (Continues below.)
  • (After first time:)
    • Joey: How's it going??
    • (Continues below.)
  • Select an option
    • What's going on here?
      • Joey: I'm having hair troubles! That's what's going on!
      • Player: Sorry Joey, I meant what's going on with the event?
      • Joey: Don't worry about it.
      • Joey: I've decided to kill two birds with one stone and win this competition by concocting a potion which will bring back my luscious locks.
      • Player: Is this potion safe?
      • Joey: You'll be the one making it so that's up to you.
      • Player: I'm not sure I'm comfortable risking your life over this...
      • Joey: You'll be able to earn some Herblore XP while you do so!
      • Player: I think I can help.
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • Why did you enter the Summer Skill Off?
      • Joey: People just aren't interested in my capes anymore.
      • Joey: I think it's time for a change in the business, time to branch out into other outfits!
      • Joey: But I can't do that without some serious money!
      • Player: What sort of of outfits are you thinking of?[sic]
      • Joey: You tell me!
      • Joey: What kind of outfits would you like to see?
      • Select an option
        • Regular clothes.
          • (Continues below.)
        • Light or leather armour.
          • (Continues below.)
        • Robes and magical gear.
          • (Continues below.)
        • Goofy armour.
          • (Continues below.)
        • Heavy and bulky armour.
          • (Continues below.)
      • Joey: That's a great idea, I'll keep that in mind when I'm designing my next outfit!
      • Player: Thanks Joey!
      • (Returns to the initial options.)
    • Question?
      • Player: Can I ask you an important question?
      • Joey: Of course!
      • Player: What happened down that well?
      • Joey: It was horrible...
      • Joey: Horrors you can't even imagine...
      • Joey: I still hear the 'Gloop gloop gloop' every night...
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • Goodbye.
      • Player: Hope to hear from you again soon!
      • Joey: What did you say about my hair!?
      • You slink away from the angry man.

Winter Chill Off[edit | edit source]

  • (Only on first time:)
    • Joey: Hi Player...
    • Player: Hey Joey!
    • While he wasn't the winner of the Summer Skill Off, he certainly was the baldest.
    • (Continues below)
  • (After first time:)
    • Joey: Welcome back...
    • (Continues below)
  • Select an option
    • What do I need to do here?
      • Player: What do I have to do here?
      • Joey: Well... I guess you just have to toss stuff into the cauldron and hope it brings my hair back.
      • Using the cauldron Joey is at will grant increased XP while skilling at this location!
      • Player: I'll do my best to get your hair back Joey!
      • Joey: Thank you.
      • (Shows previous options)
    • Why did you enter the Winter Chill Off?
      • Player: What brings you back to the Chill Off?
      • Joey: ...
      • Player: Joey?
      • Joey: What if I never get my hair back?
      • Player: It's not so bad, just think of all the money you will save on shampoo!
      • Joey: I guess...
      • Player: Why do you need your hair back so badly?
      • Joey: I'm just not good enough without it...
      • Player: Joey, you're a wonderful person, don't let anyone make you think otherwise.
      • Player: It's not about the hair on your head, it's about the hair in your heart.
      • Player: And you have the hairiest heart I've ever seen.
      • Joey: ...
      • Player: That may be the strangest thing I've ever said.
      • (Shows previous options)
    • Who's winning?
      • Joey appears to be in a daze.
      • Joey's thoughts: Joey, I think you might be the second best fashion designes on Gielinor.
      • Joey's thoughts: The second best fashion designer...
      • Joey's thoughts: Second best...
      • Player: Joey?
      • He's not responding.
      • Joey's thoughts: Oh Joey, if only you had hair like mine, then maybe you wouldn't just be the second best fashion designer!
      • Joey's thoughts: Bloomin' bananas!
      • Joey's thoughts: Don't bother with him, he's only the second best fashion designer!
      • Joey's thoughts: Hahaha!
      • Joey's thoughts: Hehehe!
      • Joey's thoughts: Hohoho!
      • Joey's thoughts: What a loser!
      • Joey: ...
      • Player: Hm...
      • Maybe you should leave him be for now.
      • (Shows previous options)
    • Goodbye.
      • Player: Goodbye!
      • Joey: Bye...