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- Jalal the Drunk: What were we talking about again? Yes yes, when I was a boy..... no that's not it.
- If [You use a beer on Jalal the Drunk]
- Burp
- Jalal the Drunk: What you looking at.
- Jalal the Drunk: Did you hear the one about the man who walked into a bar? He hurt his foot! Hah!
- Jalal the Drunk: You know, I have this friend, and he.... I can't remember. What was I saying?
- Jalal the Drunk: Did you hear the one where the camel walks into the bar and orders a pint? The barman asks 'Why the long face!'.
- Jalal the Drunk: Wha'?[sic] Are you lookin' at me? Are you lookin' at me? You know something? You're drunk, you are.
- Jalal the Drunk: Cheers for the beers!
- Jalal the Drunk: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, doobidy do.
- Jalal the Drunk: Thank you my friend - now if you don't mind I'm having a conversation with my imaginary friend Bob here.
- If [You use any item that is not a beer on Jalal the Drunk]
- Jalal the Drunk: Eh? What's this? I don't want that, get me a beer.