Transcript of Hobgoblin scrawlings
I wake up today and me have thought. I am hobgoblin, I have magic. Hobgoblin don't normally have magic. I special. I chosen by Big High War God to lead army. I lead big tribe, have big army, and conquer tall ones with keen blades. world for Big High War God!
I make rules of army.
1 - Big High War God better than everything
2 - Me better than everything (but not Big High War God)
That enough rules. Finish later. More smelly tall ones been spotted. Why they keep coming in my house? I make big house underground so I be left alone, but tall ones keep coming down in my house. I go teach them a lesson. For Big High War God!