Dialogue for Gunther

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Novtumberfest[edit | edit source]

At a keg rolling event[edit | edit source]

  • Gunther: Can you help me deliver these kegs?
  • Gunther: Just stand behind them and give them a shove, make sure none of those drunken dwarves steal them though!

At the keg theft event[edit | edit source]

  • Gunther: That ogre stole my kegs!
  • Select an option
    • I'd like to help you get your kegs back.
      • (If the warning hasn't been toggled off:)
        • This activity gives Thieving XP. Are you sure you want to continue?
        • Steal some kegs?
          • Yes.
            • The activity begins.
          • No.
            • (Dialogue terminates.)
          • Yes, and don't ask again.
            • The activity begins.
      • (If the warning has been toggled off:)
        • The activity begins.
    • How do I get your kegs without being seen?
      • Gunther: Ogre's[sic] aren't very bright, if he doesn't see you moving he won't know you are there.
      • Gunther: So make sure you are standing still when he turns around!
      • Player: Got it!

At a Wolly? event[edit | edit source]

Requesting hint[edit | edit source]

  • Gunther: I have lost Wolly, my wolpertinger, have you seen him?
  • Select an option
    • What can you tell me to help me find him?
      • (If the Wolly? by the beehives is lost:)
        • Gunther: Wolly really enjoyed sweet things...
        • Gunther: He likes the honey...
        • Gunther: He never got a chance to see my bee business take off!
      • (If the Wolly? by the flowers is lost:)
        • Gunther: Wolly always loved flowers...
        • Gunther: They always filled him with such determination...
        • Gunther: He never got a chance to see my bee business take off!
      • (If the Wolly? by the mushrooms is lost:)
        • Gunther: Wolly was always partial to mushrooms...
        • Player: Hey, why did the mushroom go to the party?
        • Gunther: ...
        • Player: ...
        • Gunther: This is no time for jokes.
      • (If the Wolly? by the rabbits is lost:)
        • Gunther: Wolly has been known to get confused and think he's a bunny...[sic]
        • Gunther: You have to find him soon. We don't know how deep this rabbit hole goes.
    • Tell me about your wolpertingers.
      • Gunther: I love wolpertingers, they are just so cute!
      • Player: Yeah they are! How many do you have?
      • Gunther: Too many to count, you can never have too many wolpertingers.
      • Player: I guess that's cool... what do you call them?
      • Gunther: Wolly.
      • Player: All of them?
      • Gunther: Yeah, what else would you call a wolpertinger?
      • Gunther: But anyway...
      • Gunther: Can you help me find Wolly?
      • Player: What can you tell me to help me find him?
        • (If the Wolly? by the beehives is lost:)
          • Gunther: Wolly really enjoyed sweet things...
          • Gunther: He likes the honey...
          • Gunther: He never got a chance to see my bee business take off!
        • (If the Wolly? by the flowers is lost:)
          • Gunther: Wolly always loved flowers...
          • Gunther: They always filled him with such determination...
          • Gunther: He never got a chance to see my bee business take off!
        • (If the Wolly? by the mushrooms is lost:)
          • Gunther: Wolly was always partial to mushrooms...
          • Player: Hey, why did the mushroom go to the party?
          • Gunther: ...
          • Player: ...
          • Gunther: This is no time for jokes.
        • (If the Wolly? by the rabbits is lost:)
          • Gunther: Wolly has been known to get confused and think he's a bunny...[sic]
          • Gunther: You have to find him soon. We don't know how deep this rabbit hole goes.

Returning Wolly?[edit | edit source]

  • Player: I found Wolly!
    • (If the Wolly? is incorrect:)
      • (One of the following is seen randomly:)
        • Gunther: Wolly is a cute wolpertinger, does this wolpertinger look cute to you?
        • Gunther: Wolly is a give star wolpertinger! This is not a five star wolpertinger?
        • Gunther: Wolly's teeth were chiseled by the gods themselves, look at this one, what were you thinking!?
    • (If the Wolly? is correct:)
      • Gunther: Oh! You found Wolly! Thank you so much!

When travelling[edit | edit source]

  • Gunther: Sorry, I'm busy right now.

Summer Skill Off[edit | edit source]

  • (Only on first time:)
    • Player: Hey there!
    • Gunther: Shhh! I'm hunting wolpetingers[sic]!
    • Player: Oh sorry! Can I help?
    • Gunther: Sure, I could use a hand, the name's Gunther.
    • Player: Player.
    • (Continues below.)
  • (After first time:)
    • Gunther: Ready to hunt some wolpertingers?!
    • (Continues below.)
  • Select An Option
    • What's going on here?
      • Player: What's going on here?
      • Gunther: As you can see I have set up a very elaborate series of portals, I'm ready to catch some little critters. I'll stay on lookout, but if you could grab any wolpertingers as they come past you'll get Hunter XP! Ignore any slime that comes through... I don't know how they got there.
      • Joey: Ahhhh!
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • Why did you enter the Summer Skill Off?
      • Player: So, why did you enter the skill off?
      • Gunther: I just love wolpertingers. More people need to know of how wonderful they are. I plan to open a school where I can create dozens of wolpertinger enthusiasts. Would you like to sign up to my course? Wolpertingers 101 : It looks like a rabbit, it moves like a rabbit, but why doesn't it taste like a rabbit?
      • Player: Uhhh, I'll get back to you on that one.
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • Who's the dwarf?
      • Player: Do you know that dwarf over there?
      • Gunther: I really don't. He's been following me around since Novtumberfest ended. Just standing... Staring...
      • Player: Maybe I should go talk to him.
      • (Returns to the previous options.)
    • Goodbye.
      • Player: Until next time!
      • Gunther: Take care!

Winter Chill Off[edit | edit source]

  • (Only on first time:)
    • Gunther: Hey Player!
    • Gunther: It's me! Gunther!
    • Player: Hey Gunther!
    • Gunther: I'm so glad you still recognise me in my current form.
    • Player: Huh?
    • This is Gunther. He felt the reason that he didn't win the Summer Skill Off was that no one could find his skilling station around the back.
    • It wasn't.
    • He also keeps going on about his current form... You should ask him about this.
    • (Continues below)
  • (After first time:)
    • Gunther: Welcome back Player!
    • (Continues below)
  • Select an option
    • What do I need to do here?
      • Player: What do I have to do here?
      • Gunther: Oh, come on, come on, out of the way.
      • Gunther: Can't have you blocking the signs, people won't be able to see where they are going.
      • Player: I really don't think that's going to be an issue.
      • Player: So yeah, what are we doing?
      • Gunther: We're fletching arrow....
      • Gunther: ...signs.
      • Use the workbenches to create new signs for Gunther. This will give you fletching XP.
      • Working at the workbench Gunther is currently at will award boosted XP!.
      • Player: I can do that! I know how to fletch arrows!
      • Player: Wait..
      • Player: Did you say 'Fletching arrow signs?'
      • Gunther: I sure did!
      • Gunther: Gotta make sure everyone knows where the station is!
      • Gunther: Can't have a repeat of last time can we?
      • Player: Hm...
      • (Shows previous options)
    • What's with all the signs?
      • Player: What's with all the signs?
      • Gunther: Well, I figured out why I didn't win the Summer Skill Off...
      • Gunther: Clearly, they couldn't find my skilling stations because it was hidden around the back.
      • Gunther: But I'm not letting that happen again, I'm having people make me signs left, right and centre!
      • Player: Oh, I guess that makes sense.
      • Player: What kind of signs are we making?
      • Gunther: Well, I'm going to need 3 different types.
      • Gunther: Left arrows.
      • Gunther: Right arrows.
      • Gunther: And straight ahead arrows.
      • Player: Hmmm...
      • Gunther: Is there a problem?
      • Player: Well, surely you could just make a left arrow...
      • Player: And then rotate so it's facing to the right.
      • Gunther: Are you mad?
      • Gunther: I want right arrows, not back to front left arrows!
      • Player: Huh...
      • (Shows previous options)
    • Why did you enter the Winter Chill Off?
      • Player: So, what brings you back to the Chill Off?
      • Gunther: He cursed me!
      • Gunther: CURSED ME!
      • Gunther: All because I didn't win last time.
      • Gunther: I have to win this time, it's the only way I can be handsome again.
      • Player: Uhhh...
      • Player: What?
      • (Shows previous options)
    • Are you alright?
      • Player: Gunther? Are you alright?
      • Gunther: I think it's time to talk about the wolpertinger in the room.
      • Player: Uh, what?
      • Gunther: Are you not going to ask me about my current form?
      • Player: What are you talking about? You keep mentioning this 'current form'.
      • Gunther: Ha! Good one.
      • Player: I don't get it...
      • Gunther: Hello?
      • Gunther: Do you have nothing to say about the antlers?
      • Gunther: Or the fur?
      • Gunther: I'm a freaking wolpertinger for crying out loud!
      • Player: ...
      • Player: You're a what?
      • Gunther: I'm a wolpertinger! Through and through.
      • Gunther: Doomed forever to ths furry form, unless I win the Chill Off.
      • Player: But Gunther, you're clearly not a wolpertinger...
      • Gunther: Look, I appreciate the kind words, but there's no need to lie.
      • Gunther: I can't even bring myself to look in the mirror, it would be too much.
      • Player: This guy has completely lost the plot...
      • Gunther: Oi!
      • Gunther: This WOLPERTINGER has clearly lost the plot.
      • Gunther: The nerve of some people...
      • (Shows previous options)
    • Goodbye.
      • Player: Goodbye!
      • Gunther: Remember to follow the signs if you can't find your way back!