Transcript:Guildmaster Darren Lightfinger

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This partial transcript has been created after the completion of Lost Her Marbles quest.

This transcript involves dialogue with Guildmaster Darren Lightfinger and the player.
  • Guildmaster Darren Lightfinger: Ah, Player, there you are. How is the shadowy world of crime doing up there?
  • Player: Very shady, thank you.
  • Select An Option
    • So what's new around here?
      • Guildmaster Darren Lightfinger: We have a fence on the books.
      • Player: Doesn't that make them rather hard to open?
      • Guildmaster Darren Lightfinger: Now, now, I'm the Guildmaster around here, so I'm the one that gets to crack wise. I'm also working on a plan...a big plan. One that will take a truly accomplished thief.
        • The Thieves' Guild will have more work for you at level 62 Thieving. You will also need 46 Herblore, 40 Agility and to have completed The Feud quest up to training with blackjacks.
    • How's the guild coming along these days?
      • Guildmaster Darren Lightfinger: Have you seen the shop we've installed on the west side of the guild? If you need a cosh or a lockpick you can get one there.
      • Guildmaster Darren Lightfinger: Anything else I can do for you?
    • Can we try out that testing dummy again?
      • Guildmaster Darren Lightfinger: Of course!
      • Guildmaster Darren Lightfinger: Right, I want you to pick the pocket of that dummy as sneakily and as delicately as you possibly can.
      • Player pickpockets the Mark 1 dummy both sneakily and very very delicately...
      • Guildmaster Darren Lightfinger: That was very nicely done, young sir. I think you're quite ready enough for the big wide world. Unless you'd like some advice?
      • Select An Option
        • What can you teach me?
          • Guildmaster Darren Lightfinger: Just keep picking that dummy's enormous canvas pockets and I'll give you the benefit of my wisdom. (See below)
        • No, I think I've got the hang of this.

Lightfinger Wisdom[edit | edit source]

  • Guildmaster Darren Lightfinger: Just keep picking that dummy's enormous canvas pockets and I'll give you the benefit of my wisdom.
  • Guildmaster Darren Lightfinger: Remember: loose fingers, tight wrists! Do it again. Again!
  • Guildmaster Darren Lightfinger: Calm but quick it, that's the ticket. Again!
  • Guildmaster Darren Lightfinger: It's the eye of the kyatt, it's the will of the heist... Again!
  • Guildmaster Darren Lightfinger: Handkerchief on, handkerchief off. Well, no, just handkerchief off, actually. Again!
  • Guildmaster Darren Lightfinger: Oom-pah-pah! Oom... Wait, no, that's the second act.
  • Guildmaster Darren Lightfinger: Once more with feeling!
  • After much wisdom shared,
    • Player: Can we get started? I'm ready.
    • There's not much more you can learn from a static dummy by this point.