Dialogue for Guard in tree

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If you use 'Talk-to Tree'

  • Player: Hello?
  • If you don't have stew in your inventory
    • Guard in tree: Ssshhh! What do you want?
    • Player: Well, it's not every day you see a man up a tree.
    • Player: I'm trying to observe a suspect. Leave me alone!
      • This is about the bank robbery, right?
        • Player: This is about the bank robbery, right?
        • Guard in tree: Yes, that's right. We're keeping the suspect under tight observation for the moment.
        • Player: Can't you just... I dunno.... arrest him?
        • Guard in tree: I'm not meant to discuss the case. You know what confidentiality rules are like.
        • Player: Fair enough.
      • You're not being very subtle up there.
        • Player: You're not being very subtle up there.
        • Guard in tree: I'd be doing a lot better if nits like you didn't come crowding around me all day.
        • Player: But your legs are hanging down!
        • Guard in tree: Go away!
        • Player: Please yourself!
      • Can I do anything to help?
        • Player: Can I do anything to help?
        • Guard in tree: That's very kind of you. I'd rather like a nice bowl of stew, if you could fetch me one. I don't get many meal breaks.
        • Player: You want a bowl of stew?
        • Guard in tree: If you wouldn't mind...
        • Player: I'll think about it!
  • If you have stew in your inventory
    • Guard in tree: Yes, what do you do... I say, is that stew for me?
      • Okay, take the stew.
        • Player: Okay, take the stew.
        • Guard in tree: Gosh, that's very kind of you! Here, have a few coins for your trouble.
      • No, I want to keep this stew.
        • Player: No, I want to keep this stew!
        • Guard in tree: Fair enough. But if you change your mind, I'll probably still be here.


If you try to chop down the tree

  • If you didn't give the guard stew
    • Guard in tree: Random response of one of the below
      • Hey - gerroff me!
      • You'll blow my cover! I'm meant to be hidden!
      • Don't draw attention to me!
      • Will you stop that?
      • Watch what you're doing with that hatchet, you nit!
      • Ooooch!
      • Ow! That really hurt!
      • Oi!
  • If you gave the guard stew
    • Player: I think I should leave him in peace to finish his stew!