Dialogue for Guard in tree

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If you use 'Talk-to Tree'

• Player: Hello?
• If you don't have stew in your inventory
  • Guard in tree: Ssshhh! What do you want?
  • Player: Well, it's not every day you see a man up a tree.
  • Player: I'm trying to observe a suspect. Leave me alone!
    • This is about the bank robbery, right?
      • Player: This is about the bank robbery, right?
      • Guard in tree: Yes, that's right. We're keeping the suspect under tight observation for the moment.
      • Player: Can't you just... I dunno.... arrest him?
      • Guard in tree: I'm not meant to discuss the case. You know what confidentiality rules are like.
      • Player: Fair enough.
    • You're not being very subtle up there.
      • Player: You're not being very subtle up there.
      • Guard in tree: I'd be doing a lot better if nits like you didn't come crowding around me all day.
      • Player: But your legs are hanging down!
      • Guard in tree: Go away!
      • Player: Please yourself!
    • Can I do anything to help?
      • Player: Can I do anything to help?
      • Guard in tree: That's very kind of you. I'd rather like a nice bowl of stew, if you could fetch me one. I don't get many meal breaks.
      • Player: You want a bowl of stew?
      • Guard in tree: If you wouldn't mind...
      • Player: I'll think about it!
• If you have stew in your inventory
  • Guard in tree: Yes, what do you do... I say, is that stew for me?
    • Okay, take the stew.
      • Player: Okay, take the stew.
      • Guard in tree: Gosh, that's very kind of you! Here, have a few coins for your trouble.
    • No, I want to keep this stew.
      • Player: No, I want to keep this stew!
      • Guard in tree: Fair enough. But if you change your mind, I'll probably still be here.

If you try to chop down the tree

• If you didn't give the guard stew
  • Guard in tree: Random response of one of the below
    • Hey - gerroff me!
    • You'll blow my cover! I'm meant to be hidden!
    • Don't draw attention to me!
    • Will you stop that?
    • Watch what you're doing with that hatchet, you nit!
    • Ooooch!
    • Ow! That really hurt!
    • Oi!
• If you gave the guard stew
  • Player: I think I should leave him in peace to finish his stew!