Dialogue for Guard (Jatizso)
This transcript involves dialogue with Guard (Jatizso) and the player.
- Rightie: Are you all right? Leftie?
- Leftie: No, I'm on the left.
- Rightie: Only from your perspective. Someone entering the gate should call you Rightie, right Leftie?
- Leftie: Right, Rightie. So you'd be Leftie not Rightie, right?
- Rightie: That's right Leftie, that's right.
- Leftie: Rightie-oh Rightie, or should I call you Leftie?
- Rightie: No, Rightie's fine Leftie.
- Player: Aaagh! Enough! If either of you mention left or right in my presence I'll have to scream! Can I come through the gate?
- Leftie: Don't let us stop you.
- Rightie: Yes, head right on in, sir.
- Player: You said it! You said it! ARRRRRRRRGGH!
- (Dialogue ends)