Dialogue for Grunther

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This transcript involves dialogue with Grunther and the player.

Standard dialogue[edit | edit source]

  • Player: Hi, ogre.
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    • How are you today?
      • Player: How are you today, little ogre?
      • Grunther: Fine, please and thank you very much, madam sir!
      • Player: You're very...polite.
      • Grunther: Me know! Me practising! Balnea say I can have job in Customer Rations when I grow up if me polite enough.
      • Player: Don't you mean 'Customer Relations'?
      • Grunther: Blechh! Dat not sound near as tasty as 'Customer Rations'. Me not sure me want de job after all.
    • Can you tell me about this mud bath?
      • Player: Can you tell me about this mud pool?
      • Grunther: Dat my favourite pool, dat is! It nice and sticky mud, very warm and comfy. It de muddiest mud around!
      • Player: The muddiest mud?
      • Grunther: Plus, if you lie in de mud for a while, it much easier to sneaky-sneak hunt de creatures. De mud, it cover your awful human stink!
      • Player: Huh! I'll have to try that sometime.