Dialogue for Grish

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This transcript involves dialogue with Grish, Uglug Nar, and the player.

After Zogre Flesh Eaters[edit | edit source]

  • Grish: Hey yous creatures da good un...
  • Select an option
    • How's everything going now?
      • Player: How's everything going now?
      • Grish: All da zogries stayin' in da oldie Jiggig, we's gonna do da new Jiggig someways else. Yous creature da good-un for geddin' da oldie fings...
      • (Shows previous options)
    • I have some other questions for you.
      • Player: I have some other questions for you.
      • Grish: Oh yes creatures...what's other fings yous wanna know?
      • Select an option
        • Why are you much nicer than the Shaman in Gu'Tanoth?
          • Player: Why are you much nicer than the Shaman in Gu'Tanoth?
          • Grish: Dey's is da big crazy one's! Dey's biggest angries wiv fings and wanna dead all fings...dey's gotten da biggies wizzy stuff...and dey's wanna eat yous creatures...Grish, not do dat...
          • Player: Oh, well that's a relief! It's good to know you don't eat humans...
          • Grish: Grish not say dat! Me's want's tasty looking creatures for yums...you's looks like da sickies chompy...not good for da gutsies...
          • Player: Gulp!
          • Uglug Nar: Grish, you's is fright da creatures! Leave it alone!
          • Grish: But it's da big[sic] laffsies when it's facey goes to whiteness....ha ha ha!
          • Uglug Nar: But it's not da big yumsies when it's gone to all frighty... ha ha ha ha!
          • Player: Yeah...very funny, I'm sure.
        • Do you know Rantz?
          • Player: Do you know Rantz?
          • Grish: Me's know's about Rantz, he's da biggun chompy hunter..he finks...ha ha ha!
          • Player: How do you mean?
          • Grish: He's da bad shot chompy sticker, no good at sneaky, sneaky part, he's more gooder at da 'noisy, noisy miss da chompy', ha ha ha!
          • (Shows previous options)
        • Why doesn't Rantz live with the rest of the Ogres?
          • Player: Why doesn't Rantz live with the rest of the Ogres?
          • Grish: He's been leaving Gu 'Noth 'cos dey's peoples is da big stressy dere? All da ogries is busying all da time...not doin' no good for da healfy fing. Rantz is da brave-un tho! He's got da big secret fing for leaving Gu' Noth but me's not knowin it. But maybe's he's just want's to be da better chompy sticker?
          • (Shows previous options)
        • Why do you call this place Jiggig?
          • Player: Why do you call this place Jiggig?
          • Grish: It's da place where da Jiggig is done...we's jig at Jiggig...
          • (Shows previous options)
        • I want to talk about the quest.
          • (Transcript missing. edit)
    • Sorry, I have to go now.
      • Player: Sorry, I have to go.
      • (Dialogue ends)